didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

hasan makes an obvious joke and has generally good politics and the media is like we need to drown him to prove he's not a witch. meanwhile tucker carlson goes live and talks about how demons are real and one tried to eat him in his sleep once and the media is like he seems trustworthy

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

The key thing about the Bluesky team is their singular lack of professionalism. They just don't act like people who run a business that operates a commercial website, they act like users of that site. They're still not willing to give up the idea that this is a clubhouse for Rationalist freaks.

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

give me 8 thousand dollars for making me read this ty

Prego, play despacito

Friendly reminder that "gulp" is with a hard G. i once said "julp" as my bullies were closing in and it only made matters worse

when people say "I'd crawl through broken glass to vote for" my first thought is "no you wouldn't" and my second thought is "who put the glass there" and my third thought is "wouldn't it be easier just to get a broom or put shoes on" and my fourth thought is interrupted because they're yelling at me

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

This is going to work on somebody on here who yells at you about how they fantasize that you voted

im sure this is entirely unrelated to the uptick in posts this past week blaming the left for kamala losing

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

choke on an ice cube alone in your mansion you frosted miniwheat howdy doody dickhead

Three days left for Democrats to demonstrate whether they oppose MAGA fascism or will continue to facilitate it while cosplaying and fundraising as the “anti-MAGA” party

Joe Biden was steadfastly committed to ensuring Israel could kill every Palestinian and Arab person in the Levant and Kamala Harris said she wouldn’t have done anything differently during the campaign. That’s it. That’s the moment they lost and deliberating anything else is a pointless distraction

My wife is determined for our son to not be a "dinosaur kid" I have other plans...

hey so your wife sounds horrible

can't say id bet on pervert glasses personally

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Standing in the yard with my mouth open and drinking 2L of rainwater right from the sky. Took about 1hr 45min

Again, fewer people defected from Bernie to Republicans as defected from Hillary to Republicans in 2008.

Donald Trump underperformed Romney in 2012.

Without 3rd party votes, Hillary would have lost 2 additional states.

Trump did not win 2016, Clinton was uniquely situated to lose.

A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

Andrew Roth @RothTheReporter X.com "That's what you get when you don't have a message," U.S. Senate candidate @AbdulElSayed says as the band passes by his media availability.

Lol holy fuck he’s gonna win

if your stance is that you can never not vote for a political party no matter what they do or promise to do than you aren't actually an active participant in politics. you've declared yourself unpersuadable and safe, they never have to listen to you now.

People love to say "The GOP must be crushed," then vote for the "we need a strong Republican party" Democrats.

There’s a reason Republicans don’t constantly shit on their own voters and that’s because it is an abysmal strategy for winning elections

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website