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ira just tried to shame and condescend me for not remembering what book the girls read together in little women (pilgrims progress)

i hope i get the harebrained scheme i asked for for christmas

just remembered olivia newton-john died. devastating

ira made me oysters malloy for dinner ❤️ (raw oysters with raisins in a hot sweet cream sauce)

taint mcrae

this is emeril

is it presumptuous to ask if there is any familial relation between jon hamm and john pork

happy #WanteaterWednesday everyone

does anyone still cook Roast, potatoes, onions and carrots anymore?

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i am getting 300ccs of beauxtocks in both the eyelids for a springtime (allergenic) rejuvenation treatment

bad news. a witch has turned jstor into a rabbit’s foot keychain. please check your pocket to see if he is in there (candid below for reference)

finally

#mymitten

should i have spaghetti and meebles for dinner? or raw green beans and salt

Thelena Thursday…. but she won’t even see this post

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the meteorite, the meteor and the meteoroid when a bone’s thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee

🚨 just learned british people call cursive “joined-up handwriting”

i had a childhood notion (before eating them) that pickle was a sort of brown/green somewhat transparent shiny spread that you would have to take a spoonful of when you were ill in some way

I Need To Crunch… I Need To Munch

does anyone know where i put my grease

clocked

ur so brave

attending a performance of the national choir of 2,000 young fathers this evening

GREAT day for names

ur going to run out of fish

feeling really cow hoof bottle tonight

Shrimp cooking Dua Lipa in new video.

chihuahuas are no longer classified as dogs, through genetic analysis their closest relation has been determined to be Kitten