tomodachi life updates:
• name: buc-ees island
• first resident: george lopez

we can’t all be esoteric hotties some of us have to be earnest and cringe

send me back to 2013 i know what to do now

perfect! i’ll await your instructions 🫡

can a girl with neon pink hair join? 🙋🏽‍♀️

who up meowing

on my death bed all i’m gonna see are family guy clips

it's so hot when girls are weird as fuck

yoga didn’t fix me time for SOAD therapy

tumblr - perfect
bluesky - boredom killer
tiktok - on thin ice
instagram - overstimulating
x - baits suicide
substack - i’m worthless

there is a direct negative correlation between how many social media apps i have and the stability of my mental health

ahh thank you!! 🥺 maybe the next move is buying an actual camera… 👀

my phone ran out of storage while i was trying to film something for youtube

if that’s not a sign to stop then idk what is lol…

my meek ass is too nervous to inherit the earth

お疲れ様でした🍀
また大きな地震がありました
地震のあった地域の方
大丈夫でしょうか…

it’s funny when someone puts a sticker with their instagram on a normal ass car. like “oh wow, is that a white bmw with all stock parts???🤯”

the inherent homoeroticism of a well-tailored suit

Good morning Lord. Thank You for bringing me safely through the night I wish I got more sleep but that's on me. Please help me to post only bangers that do not attract too much norm energy. Some norm energy is OK Lord I am not trying to be a hater. Please help us all to post better k thx amen.

Spring in Philadelphia.