Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.

We're driving nature to drink now too! #funny #raccoons #itsfiveoclocksomewhere
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Was ist das little guy? 😆

Waiting on the next mood to swing by. The current one suuuuucks. #Monday #smile #whatifitallworksout

In the beginning there was a seed...#springwillcome #gardening #breathe ##allthingssweetandgood #plants #figharvest.com #believe

The DOJ fuck up started with Garland. Planted asswipes to protect the rich.

Looking forward to a peacefully introverted holiday. No surprises please. #introvert #christmas #happyholidays
#goodwilltowardmen

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We have embraced an enemy who is now destroying us. Who will be our hero?
#booksky #dystopian #sci-fi #cryofthegrackle

This government shutdown has proven one thing-that we can survive without them. So why not fire them all? The massive $$$$ we're stuffing into their pockets can stay in ours.
In the business world it's called cutting dead weight, getting rid of redundancies or restructuring.
#takeitback #musings

I can't agree more. I once had a character bring balloons to a bday party only to find out balloons hadn't been invented yet for that time period. 😐

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

Me screaming silently in that last meeting of the day. #justwannagohome

We lost another one. 😔 #RIP #prunellascales

Not real. Not special. Just a random bit of pretty. #letitgo

Many years ago in grade school, I asked the teacher what would happen if our constitution would cease to exist. She snapped at me and said that could never happen.
Never is here. #feelswrongtoberight

Whatever happened to the Space Force? We may need them to transport some people off this planet. #getoffmyplanet

Has the government reopened then? 😆

We can no longer "Wake up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy." #RIP #TikTok

Things that make you go hmmmm....

We lost another one of the greats. #ripdianekeaton

We lost Patricia Routledge? I adore her work in KIA-actually bought the set. RIP Hyacinth Bucket. 💔

You're making a powerful enemy.

Free adulting tip. Don't waste money on cheap Qtips. There's literally no cotton these things. I almost gave myself a lobotomy.
#lifehack #fridaythoughts #adulting

Giving myself an A+ for not unleashing the Death Star today. It hasn't been decided for tomorrow, though.

I'm pretty sure my cats are gaslighting me.
#cats

White, red, purple, and orange tulips.

Flowers for the timeline.
White, red, purple, and orange tulips. 🌷

she took
her broken pieces
—tossed them into
the hottest part
of the fire

"giving up?"
they asked

"reforging,"
she replied

#poetry

I'm still here.

Fictional fiction: A newspaper's summer book list recommends nonexistent books. Blame AI There's another artificial intelligence blunder impacting news organizations. The content distributor King Features said it was firing a writer who produced a recommended summer reading list that cont...

And it's a swing and a miss for AI.
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