What if I told you a story I never told even my grandchildren?

Howdy partner I'm looking to synthesize some patties, anyone got a spare bioreactor where my mycocytal cells can undergo mitosis under the correct conditions of osmolarity?

Where can we listen to your musical performances/creations? Lovely and rustic

Anyone got some adrenochrome on hand? Lookin to shake the wits out of my senescent cells

I apologize for my unruly impatience, it's the focus on senescence & longevity that makes me appreciate the passage of time most acutely

Great? Well thank you, but I merit no adulation. You on the other hand are kind & cordial, thank you

Please do Jacques, a talented carpenter he is

Well poplar was always popular! (if you don't mind my punning) Most delightful!

oh boy, thank you partner

I metamorphosized from a truck to a farmer call that transfarmer

Partner that's one beautiful shelf you got there, what wood is it made of?

Can I get an invite code to Arc partner:)

Did my account get the clear? Looking for invites:)

Yessum

Happens to the best of us partner

which island? absolutely gorgeous

For the record I was and am not impersonating any account. This is suposed to be a descentralized protocol no? I & everyone else would be upset if bluesky can just kick people from their accounts if they've done nothing wrong.

Can I get my invite codes now pls? <3<3<3 my friends want to join

This was a parody account. No money was made with it.

I will change the imaging moving forward

I'm not trying to impersonate McDonalds, I was just memeing. Now it should be clear. Memes are memes, there should be no harm in this.

@jay.bsky.social oh, I thought it was clear I was a meme account. but I changed my setup so it should be fine now?

@why.bsky.team @jay.bsky.social could I order some invite codes with a side of invite codes please? Still no codes after a couple of days on here

ofcourse fren

Consider ordering some Bluesky burgers, all the cool anons host with the tastiest borgers

I tried my best to return to that dream night after night but to no avail. I hope one day the dream returns so I can taste that burger. It haunts me many nights, I always wonder if this would be the night.

Alternatively we are thinking of making this galactic burger once spacex unlocks marsbase

I once dreamt of a burger the size of jupiter, it was glorious & sparkling in the stratosphere under the glow of dawn, upon arrival to earth it eclipsed the sun...

I really wanted to taste that burger, I had my mouth open as melted cheese dripped from the skies...when suddenly my brother woke me up

I would like to order some super sized invite codes with a side of invite codes pls pls pls <3

So many utensils, would you like some food with that?

Watch out? We are the lawyers

Fresh meat 🍔

Focus by sipping on a fresh beverage or chewing some sugar free gum

Found this one in the archives