Always think of you whenever Prince is mentioned, sending love 💜

I once observed an elderly child cook sausages without detaching them from their meaty siblings. There was something poignantly intestinal about it & turning/sandwiching was a mug’s game

Anyone complaining about breakfast clubs has never paid more for childcare than rent/mortgage to keep job times, which enables parents to progress at work which further supports their kids to be employed & pay tax. If being a cunt about food for kids isn’t enough

Reminds me of when we were all just getting on with our day and Katherine Jenkins out of nowhere said "I've never had sex with David Beckham"

Just breaking up the timeline

Stewart Lee on Prince Andrew 🧸 | Stewart Lee: Basic Lee | Royal Family Clip YouTube video by Sky TV

Stewart Lee with the best marmalade sandwich joke ever made.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDUe...

Shrinking on Apple is the best way to spend a lazy bank hol. Aah the writing, and the acting! Total smart joy

The new cast of Taskmaster outside an American-style diner

I will be using the huge platform this show provides to argue for a more equitable stakeholder economy. Why don’t you see how I get on? #Taskmaster

#TheCapture on bbc iplayer/channel 1
(01) on a Sunday is really good! Proper silly exciting storyline & portrayal, seems to be under promoted compared to lots of similar romps (love that word) which deliver less…#romp

Alright, Bernie Taupin

It’s really odd. From the home of Nighty Night as well, which they did promote on the home screen not that long ago (my fave)
Love how Lucia is dealing with it, but it is weird & unfair!

David Byrne’s Fever Dream The musical mastermind wants to expand your consciousness with his immersive Goodman production.

The Goodman Theatre production of David Byrne's ‘Theater of the Mind’ has been extended through July. Learn more about the show in our exclusive interview with Byrne.

Me too!

Really great & varied chat esp to hear Stew open up more like you say. A treat whenever someone as uniquely consistently funny as him lets us in behind ‘Stewart Lee’

I’ve just paused the last 15 mins cos it really grabbed my focus (I’ve already been rewinding bits while cooking) & want to pay full attention to the rest!

I have not! Despite all the opportunities where I could’ve, I still could not be bothered. The shame

Ends up a 2 hour if you’re doing other things and then rewind bits, like me 🙃

S7 EP4: Stewart Lee on "Netflix comedians”, disastrous gigs, and Elon Musk Spotify video

Hopefully this works open.spotify.com/episode/61T0...

Stewart Lee on Louis Theroux’s podcast: top-tier-talented middle-aged white men who are still delightful to listen to

What will the racists get each other for Easter when all the chocolate eggs are woke halal?

Meet 2026's P&O Cruises Memorable Moment - Bafta This year's Memorable Moment nominees are Adolescence, Big Boys, Blue Lights, Last One Laughing, The Celebrity Traitors and What It Feels Like For a Girl.

Big Boys reminded me of gleefully being young & then made me sob. So beautifully crafted, helped me process friend loss, memorable brilliance www.bafta.org/stories/meet...

It's only Monday but I can already tell that Saturday's column will be another one of those ones where I just literally write down his actual quotes in a long, stupid list and then have to vaguely pretend I made them up.

She was part of the airforce, I was part of the band, I always used to bust into her hand, my my imagination

I mean, if you insist on allowing your own intelligence to dribble out and dry up by outsourcing your thinking to a bullshit machine, you probably WILL have to buy something resembling it back in later... but by then you won't be able to tell if it's real or not.

#strongmessagehere with @aiannucci.bsky.social on BBC Sounds remains such an aural sanctuary for anyone who must consume news & needs to be able to process it with actual facts, humour & hope. Fact + humour me until I fart hope

Ooh this has put this right on my watch list

Never mind oil & war, am still processing where my youngest (20) brought her boyfriend home for the weekend. The first of his kind from any child. They were adorable, then broke my toilet leading to a flood the only the fire brigade could stop. We got on fine tho

Just caught show - so sorry to hear Katherine’s news. Some lovely moments amongst Eldorado/Changing Rooms (required horror we tune in for) where you say important stuff ab looking after each other in worst times. K with 1 touch stopping you from justifiably going in on pharmacy fuckwit. Love, innit

CANCEL CULTURE❌

with @iainlee.com