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Posts by Hearsay

I was checking out this new study on literacy rates and it's incredible how this whole article had very few pictures and lots of words, many of them long words. Even the pictures themselves weren't very helpful, graphs and such.

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America, somehow, survived Biden's tyrannical attempt to grant modest student debt relief, but the damage to our standing on the world stage was generational. No longer could America be completely trusted to fuck over young people at every opportunity.

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"They don't mention it often, but if my opponent wins the election, our town will be struck by a meteor destroying everyone. That's why I need your vote."

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"Great to see you again."
"We've never met."
"LOL saying that is so you."
"Can I help you?"
"OMG, formal much? Feel like I haven't seen you in forevs!"

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ACLU with the green puns. ๐ŸŒฑ

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More serious defamation lawsuits tend to sue for "an amount to be proven at trial," rather than a random number they made up.

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What they don't tell you is, ALL wizards use advanced knowledge of science.

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9 ways Wile E. Coyote actually caught the Road Runner already.

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They make a valid point, but I think they're missing how influential "The Wheels on the Bus" is for artists like Stevie Wonder, David Bowie, etc.

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We at Doritos believe the draft must be reinstated along with a national commitment to destroy inferior cultures.

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Booker is so passionate that people shouldn't deny a vote based on a "10% disagreement." No responsibility falls on the politician, apparently. And no time in the speech to even mention what that disagreement is about.

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Next time we're vetting a wizard to decide our collective fate, we should try to screen for "hates humanity"

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ELIZA - Wikipedia

We're a decade in to reporters covering Trump and still not realizing theyre speaking to Eliza.
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If you ask Trump about a made up word, he will pretend to know all about it.

"What is the Whitehouse doing to address the Flabitron?"
"We're doing incredible things the likes of which no one has ever seen with respect to that."

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But it didn't take much effort to persuade 'em, felt like.

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I'll drink to that exchange.

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Gonna go on record that this photo frightens me. These look like Resident Evil characters.

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Signs the industry has run out of training data. And training on AI generated content doesn't work--degrades the model. The whole industry is premised on consistent significant improvements that aren't coming.

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Gray Slab

Gray Slab

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What they got right here is that pre-moistened rubber doorstop pairs well with clump of dryer lint.

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"The server appears to be experiencing issues. Please try again in a few moments."

Fine, I'll wait four moments and then post about error messages and be weird about the word "moments."

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This is what happens when you ask AI to give you "pro war" biblical quotes.

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"We need to amend our corporate charter to remove language about being responsible stewards of planet earth to facilitate our business pivot."
Please just fuck all the way off, Allbirds.

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...bullied kid begging for mercy. And Trump has a pattern of targeting for abuse those who kiss his ass the most.

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And I do believe that the idea of, really any, "successor" bothers Trump. But I think the idea of it being Vance is doubly offensive to him and he may be actively working to sabotage him. The fact that Vance leaked that he's likely not to run to "spend time with family" felt a little like the...

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Trump genuinely (and I don't pair those two words often) seems to dislike being around Vance. It's one of the few relatable things about Trump.

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There is an interesting unifying theory to Trump starting a beef with the Pope, right after attempted peace talks with Iran, right after campaigning for Orban that is: he is deliberately trying to humiliate Vance.

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I'm not Catholic, but as I understand it, most Catholics don't advise the pope on things like, "stop advocating for peace."

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So you hate waffles.

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