Yeah, Crosby and company are turbo fucked.

Thank you, Matt!!!

Clayface body horror flick LFG!

Thank you so much, bud!

Also, the bassist from SoaD and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, but Jack and John will always take priority.

Much appreciated, my long-time internet friend.

Making small steps to help correct that, my dude.

Photo of a young Jack Nicholson smoking a cigar in the 1970s

Portrait of John Waters

Beside it being also the day Richard Nixon died, I’m always blessed to share a birthday with the likes of Jack Nicholson and John Waters.

Thank you, my good friend! 💚

Thank you, Cart! Pleasure to still connect with ya all through these years.

Thank you, pal!

Selfie of Harrison wearing a Virtual Boy shirt while giving the peace sign.

This is 39. The grueling countdown to 40 begins.

Also, happy Earth Day to you all.

it truly is a "tyranny of virtue" to not be told it's bad to buy a video game toy because it's owned by Saudi Arabia.

20 years later, Nintendo's weird RPG Mother 3 remains the greatest game never sold Mother 3, the sequel to Earthbound, came out 20 years ago today--but not in America, where it's never been released.

Nintendo released Mother 3, the sequel to Earthbound, 20 years ago today--but not in America, where it's still never been officially released. www.avclub.com/mother-3-rel...

Hell yeah. Some hilariously good news

Zapp: Kif, what's the most humiliating job there is?
Kif: Being your assistant.
Zapp: Wrong. Being *your* assistant.

Vince deserves to rot in the deepest levels of Hell next to Kissinger

Holy hell, Sabres!

Even though this team is four years old, I’ve come to the conclusion that CITY SC is probably never gonna win in Seattle for as long as I live.

Nine Inch Noize

Thoughts and prayers to all the car stereos today.
Certified banger of a NIN remix album we got here.

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a chef and an aegis!! #xenoblade

Not exactly thrilled for the Blues to now be picking 11th overall in the draft this summer. But we do have two other firsts to play with, so here’s hoping some interesting maneuvering is in play this offseason.

*taps sign*

Grant’s favorite as a kid. Figures.

Spinosaurus gang plz rise up

I completely forgot their was a third

Now where did I put that rosary…?

Sure would be cool if Pope Leo excommunicates JD Vance for my birthday next week.

get equipped with fashion show