The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust.

We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

Let the flu fight our enemies battles for them I guess lmao

Continuing with the sweat sweat nomi trend; amazing (and accurate) hubby @pheeze.bsky.social and wife activites, by @artroly.bsky.social !

😌Wifey always knows where home is

A hook up with a straight dog.

He's trying his best.

#doberman #otter

gengars drawn for the MIBFC donation drive! (requested by Gadget; i was late so he gets three)

gengs

Illustration of a feral coyote fursona getting their muzzle stuck in a green bong.

throwback to this 420 art I made several years ago

don't forget to keep your buddies clean and moist

Tapping the sign

#artstuff

rendered version of that Drawing from the other day.

Happy 4-20

He's a little insecure.

“Plush Collecting”

12x12 inch wood panel

Want this original? It’s available! 👇

imagine a version of Truman show where he doesn't discover the truth, the show just runs out of budget and they decide to just pack up and leave while he's asleep and leave him behind

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

ranked procrastinating

love me pls

Renamon 🦊

Rattical!🛹
5 other alts on my patreon!

Really crazy how this is like the 10th time now that Exactly enough Democrats voted with the republicans to give the republicans what they wanted.

It's so insane how the exact perfect amount of democrats always cross the aisle. One might even think it's deliberate.

(1/3) Commission for @maku.bsky.social

Exactly one year ago today:

I love weird shit so much. Everyone should indulge honestly. If you don't like horror that's fine. There are weird but wholesome things out there too.

Just keep an open mind even if something seems a little weird.

We bombed a school full of children earlier this year, but yeah this is the scariest thing a politician in the United States has done.

These people are so dethatched from reality dude.

I don't know what's going on here, but I'm really upset that us raccoons have been dragged into it

a piece drawn in 2023 a cat, mae borowski, falls through space into deep void, surrounded by shapes of various kinds, sizes, and colors

“just shapes” // 2023 #nitw

A dark gray bunny lies on a fluffy white blanket. Four hands form a star shape with the bunny.

A digital illustration of an anthro obstagoon playing a star shaped bass guitar, smiling wide with her tongue sticking out. She is wearing a cropped leather jacket with red highlights, a cropped shirt, a short leather skirt, and fishnet tights. There are chains attached to her skirt that hang down slightly. The illustration uses messy lines and spraypaint textures to give a grunge look to it. The background is red with various checkerboard patterns on it.

ROCKSTAR KILLER 🩸💥
[ commission | #LabRatArt #furry #furryart ]