I read what I write aloud and with a British accent. And I’m not British.

Goddammit! Now I’m defending the Pope!

Who ordered the TACO Supreme?

He's promoting this like a TV show.

BeBargainBasement

Maybe my favorite painting I’ve done.

Yeah, Scott and Katie. Fuck you right off.

It was like an Obama speech, if it was written and given by Trump.

I hope he’s voted off.

An April Fool for all times.

$10 says Trump thought he would be given a chance to speak.

$10 or one gallon of gas in June.

What does this mean for Pam Bondi?

The White House lawn is littered with rakes.

Closed to the U.S.

I read that as “He said he wanted a clean BEAK, but I wanted revenge.”

He got Pope Noped.

It's the Fight Club of secret ops.

Still, the reference to bad numbers as "much hotter than expected" still seems like they're trying to shine shit.

“I’m not going to provide any answers that relate to questions you’re asking.”

Mullin has micropenis-energy, so he should feel right at home.

She knows he’s watching.

That’s blood that wouldn’t wash.

I’m sure there’s a way for him to find out first-hand.

You could, but you still sound like an idiot.

War-ish.

Wherever she lands, I'm sure she'll have an opening he will fill.

And by "fire," he means "f*ck."

Were the masked people in 2020 carrying military-style weapons and banging on doors?

"They've probably never even scored a 100 percent perfect score on a cognitive test."