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" Oh bet! "
Perking up.
" Yeah, Yeah. "
Looking off to the side, impatient.
" Hmm. . ? "
You can try.
( woe. giant nut be upon ye. )
Oh yeah?
Aaand just flipping to said page.
You don't wanna know what these nuts can do to you, Wade.
" Oh! Yeah. "
She's grabbing it, setting it in front of her and opening it.
You really wanna go up against me?
The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl?
. . . Booooo.
Be terrified.
Yup.
( pointing to the last person whose pelvis she shattered. )
( proceeds to do such. )
Ever seen a lady crack a walnut with her butt?
" Totally, totally.
Tippy-Toe's always making me turn her pages too. "
Eh, something like that.
" Well, alright.
Y'all need help. . . getting the books? "
WOMP.
" Well, wanna go find 'em? "
" Sure. Why not? "
" Ah. . . that'll do it. "
" Don't think I heard that one before, but if 'ya say so. "
Shrug.
" So how'd you end up all. . . widdle? "
Just some fourth wall stuff, Pete.
Don't worry 'bout it.
" . . . Ohhhh.
Y'know in hindsight, I should have guessed. Yeah. . . "
" . . . who are you, kitty? "