Just planted my fernleaf dill. It's dwarf dill that is only supposed to grow 24 inches at teh tallest. Great for tineh gardens. Hoping it reseeds itself.

The og dumbass put teh new sump pump directly under Auntie Nimjeh's bed where there's only an 18 inch crawlspace underneath, all the bendy pipes and installed it into the downspout from hell. Going to move sump pump outside, culvert to street. Remove dumbass burbler in lawn.

...an idiot sammich happened during the installation of the sump and preceding visits. Finally big boss came 'n realized that there's a dummy pipe and water can go to street widout pulling permitz from city.

Borrowing rusty fing from Auntie Nimjeh to grow my Mexican sour gherkins. Today was Uncle Nimjeh's seeing eye nimjeh grocery shopping 'n Auntie Nimjeh's emotional support nimjeh while we got bid on fixing teh sump pump...

Squirrel hasing a hissy fit in the big tree.

Fanks this was me 'n Buddy Nimjeh's baby. Supposedly this was going to be his last then he'd retire. Then he kept landscaping and my new tineh yard was supposed to be his last. He's been getting my projects in between big fancy schmancy projects.

After 3 years of renovations from me living there then almost two years of work from when Auntie Nimjeh moved in. Her yard is now finished.

...Steben youse can't stop them. Squirrels gonna dig. At least they were polite enough to dig into the side of teh bed 'n not take out too many seedlings.

Yus! Lil' nimjeh's stained glass pieces should arrive Tuesday. *dances on tineh picnic bench as Steven the unicorm death stares the fence*...

Teh bushes are blooming. Lil' nimjeh gots one of the unicorm properties of the neighborhood. Mature landscaping on thrwee sides that are Landscaping Nimjeh's problem.

The Georgia Blue speedwells are awesome. They survived all the crwazy weather.

Teh ferns underneath the Japanese maple are doing well. That bale of pine needles was a good investment.

Belly flops are the misshapen jelly bellys that are sold for cheaper. Taste just as good as the giant premium every flavor of the rainbow box.

Part 3 of Brother Nimjeh's birthday month, cake with homemade icing. Used an ancient easy cake recipe. Made too floofy for layers. Did 9x13 pan. Two kinds of sprinkles 'n jelly beans for toppings. Jelly belly's, but the belly flops 'cause lil' nimjeh not made of money.

Had to find something to keep squirrels from digging into my rwaised beds. Got the pine needles to satisfy the squirrel's urge to hide noms. The neighbor has been giving him peanuts.

Finally gots seedlings going. Had surprise frost happen more than once killing things off. Tineh tiny carrot sprwouts.

The raspberry looks like a hot mess. Zip tied it for stability 'cause it keeps flopping down.

Honestly it could be. *shrugs*

Can everyone please stop shitting out AI slop? Otters matter more than your "hilarious" political commentary that's drinking up all the ponds.

From the festering apricot we're getting some very interesting real time information on how AI affects dementia.

Gawd don’t I know that. I was lucky they installed my sump pump right. Then over at Auntie Nimjeh’s property they install it so shitty that it’s going off every 5 minutes. Still trying to get that resolved. Multiple young ‘uns from dat company.

Gets you a Bob Villa or a Ron Swanson that knows how to do shit or knows people who know how to do shit. Or find you the autistic bastard who lubs construction or landscaping or whatever. Who will do things right and to completion! Fuck technology! Or try to wrangle some ADHD guy's ass!

Marita lived in red velvet, palace of versailles feel in dis home. And years of not doing any house maintenance. Lil' nimjeh bringing up the property value of teh neighbor one project at a time.

Lil' nimjeh's new neighbbor, old church lady. Pressure washed her front path. Was doing my ancient neglected mossy path anyway. Prwevious owner of my place was a little old German lady. She had good taste. Still have her chandelier. Still gets her junk mail from the opera and the swiss colony.

It's teh one time of the month they recycle glass here. In teh dark of morning lil' nimjeh silently dragged Brother Nimjeh's prwecarious mountain of wine bottles. Was lucky nofing shattered. *does tiny flexs while slurping tea* Needs to grind more coffee...

The 2 steaks lil' nimjeh got were the most giant steaks I've seen in a while. Made a plate of noms for Uncle Nimjeh. Brother was willing to share his steak, but he's the birthday boy, so I gave half of my steak.

Veggies finished grilling. The funeral potatoes are delicimous. Awww. Brother Nimjeh really happy. Youse can tell when he sends pics of his food to the whole fambily.

Fanks to teh hoomanz and late stage capitalism lil' nimjeh needs a pan of emotional support potatoes.

Part 2 of Brother Nimjeh's birfmonth! Steaks, burgers 'n hot dawgz (gots all the condiments). Whatever he wants. Teh veggies currently on the grwill! Sticky rice always! It's the nimjeh way! Also first time making funeral taters because fuck it why not!?! *clicks tineh tongs*

Buddy Nimjeh today brought his guys over to Auntie Nimjeh's garden to finish it up. Ferns, 2 beauty bushes, a button bush, 3 kinds of blueberries. Mulch. Walking stones. Plant her little bay leaf tree. Then tomorrow Brother Nimjeh plants whatever's left.