This ought to be amazing but my edible apparently just kicked in and I may never eat anything ever again. 😬

I really need a break. Like a week entirely to myself, alone, with nobody and nothing that I have to take care of. I'm so fucking tired and burnt out.

a man is running in front of a crowd and says thank you ALT: a man is running in front of a crowd and says thank you

Friends, you'll all be happy to know that on this day in 1397, Chaucer @levostregc.bsky.social recited parts of The Canterbury Tales at court. It was a Very Big Deal because he wrote in English (ew, peasant words!) instead of Latin, which is what God speaks, or French, which is what kings speak.

Blondies
The Grifters
Plastic

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What the fuck even is that? Seriously, I recognize the carrots and that's it. It isn't even food as I understand the definition.

Accurate

Love this!

I wonder if, and assume, that it must be hard for the Artemis II crew to come home. Like, now they can look at the moon and remember that one funky little rock, or the ridge they saw right after so and so made a joke. It must be the weirdest, most existential version of wanderlust ever.

I love this so much! It's beautiful.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

To see some of the people Ich moost admyre righte now, all Ich have to do ys looke up at the moone yn the nighte sky.

I loved seeing this. It's so fucking exciting to me, and a hopeful moment. I get teary every time I see a launch. Sometimes humans aren't total garbage. Sometimes it's not all hopeless bullshit. 🚀🥹

Oops

Trump's assassination attempt was staged...

The first rule of the Dunning Kruger club is that you don't know you're in the Dunning Kruger club.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

I really love weed

I hate when I do that! It's nice to be in whatever flow state for so long but it definitely comes with a price. 😩

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

I miss my grandma.

Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…

WAR!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

Who wore it better?

#PedoPals

After watching the prosecution of this war, is anyone still confused about how the felon managed to bankrupt a casino? Dude could eff up a wet dream.