"Well, Chat GPT hallucinated that the runway was clear..."

If you fly in the U.S., first update your will.

Siri, show me things giving RFK Jr. a headache.

🚨 Virginians: Today’s the day.

You’re voting on a major constitutional amendment to counter GOP gerrymandering by allowing temporary congressional maps through 2030.

Polls close at 7 PM ET — if you’re in line, you can still vote.

Have you cast your ballot yet? Tell us your experience 👇

Oh.

It's not money laundering.

It's pedo whitewarsh.

This will certainly improve our war-fighting readiness in (*checks notes*) flu season.

It feels like we're already halfway down the Putin/RFK Jr. wish list.

So think about this

Trump picks fights with people over ridiculous things

Reporters for stories comedians for jokes politicians for ideology

Yet he never mentions the Butler shooter someone who supposedly “ shot” him causing him to have a gaping hole in his ear that miraculously grew back

Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift.

Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.

"Actually, those are chemtrails."
--Alex Jones, probably

Just wanted to point out that Kash Patel is suing the Atlantic for the same amount that Devin Nunes tried to sue @devincow.bsky.social and myself, $250 million.

Silly Secretary--you have to be male in this administration to drink on the job.

Kash Patel, seen here absent from work, shirking his duties, and allegedly publicly intoxicated, is suing the Atlantic for $250 million for reporting on his absences and intoxication. 🙄

Maybe instead he should have himself investigated.

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19):

NYT: 5 of 58
WashPost: 1 of 43
WSJ: 0 of 40
AP: 0 of 26
CNN Wire: 0 of 18
NY Post: 0 of 17
Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4
LA Times: 0 of 4
Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Alas, I lack the hair or the fashion accessories to meet the moment in these trying times.

Alas, I lack the hair to pull this off or the fashion accessories.

Only US Votes Against Women’s Rights Document At UN Commission - Health Policy Watch President of the UN General Assembly Annalena Baerbock told the opening of CSW that the backlash against women's rights "feels as though we are forced to

For the first time in decades, consensus broke at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. The United States cast the lone “no” vote on a document aimed at improving justice systems for women and girls worldwide. Misogyny is the official policy of the US under Trump.

The Strait of Hormuz.

Plus, for that time, two of them never shaved their beards...

There's a protest in Burbank, right now against Hilton Hotels for housing ICE

FUCK HILTON. Stay somewhere else.
Thank you for your attention to this matter

🚫 Hilton.

A totally normal thing in a totally normal functioning government. 😮
(Sarcasm font.)

Remember: It's defamatory to share this.

(Narrator: Actually, it's not.)

And in response, Republican Senators...

6 of them are Republican operatives appointed by Republican Presidents, to further the interests of Republicans in power. Most of them were on the litigation team of Bush v. Gore. They're not there to serve the Constitution, and they don't want a powerful Judiciary as a check on partisan power.

Former law clerk at the Supreme Court here:

Can confirm.

Pay attention folks. This is how it's done. Trump sues his own DOJ, run by his private attorney, for $10 billion. Normally that would go through the courts with the DOJ arguing AGAINST giving Trump $10 billion.

Instead, his DOJ will negotiate a settlement OUTSIDE of court. Literally inside dealing.

1. Michael Flynn was guilty.
2. Michael Flynn pled guilty to lying to the FBI about his contacts with Russia and filing false FARA reports concealing massive payments from Turkey.
3. Michael Flynn accepted a pardon from DJT, which is an admission of guilt under Burdick v. U.S.
4. Corrupt.

Wow. 😮

Of course.

Or, as Trump's boss says, "Da."

There once was a "Director" Kash
Who, when imbibing, would crash.
He oft got so soused
That he could not be roused
And still he hangs on, unabashed.
(Wow. Eye-popping.)