Give Me XZR You Cowards I Will Put Sadler On A Space Shuttle To Fistfight Māra On The Moon

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

but also that the suffering gained through guilt will make you totally shredded

this is just saying your personal compact with god is not as effective as actually going to confess

i stuck with it for a bit and i think it's fine, overall? but the original has a kind of magic it lacks. it's one of those cases where having less polish makes it more fun and genuine.

to this day i see people recommending the original over crystal, even.

Press R3 to enter Babyvision and plan your next action.

> Choose 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — Let's train with these toys a little longer.
> Choose 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — I will need the extra energy tomorrow.
> Choose 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 (requires Speech Lv.10) — I am ready to speak, mother

(surprised I wasn't already following you here)
but yeah. you both frankly mystify me and I'm usually one of the people I know who's very plugged in to indie stuff.

possum facing northeast: no flight in sight

as a dark sun fan, this is exactly how i imagine it's like as literally any other courier or caravaneer when an elf in the run state comes up on you

this is what i swung in to say!

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To celebrate hitting 14,000 followers on Bluesky, I'm... gonna shake my tip jars on Ko-Fi and Paypal below, because work's been slow this month and I've got a house move coming up at the end of April...

But I'll be also posting a big thread of cool games with under 100 Steam reviews! LET'S GOOOOOO!

look, I've been utterly transfixed by this man since i was like five or six but I'll narrow things down and say: his performance as Gabriel Knight was completely unique and leaned heavily into the seductive charm of the man in a way rarely seen in video game voice acting. unique talent.

can you also tell linda hamilton from her sister, out of curiosity?

the nature of the things change but until they're comfortable laughing at themselves with you, y'know, yeah

and then they start doing mechanically/syntactically complex things you're still not allowed to laugh at! it never ends!

fwiw this continues basically forever

i can't help but think of the newcomers from alien nation getting totally slammed drinking sour milk. it doesn't taste like that at all, but I'm thinking about it anyway.

was talking about this with @gaudipern.bsky.social yesterday. it's a drink that must be understood directly via its flavour. I'm on my fifth can and I'm reaching a point where I'd describe it as an alien pleasure, something not meant for human tongues, but not something i dislike.

*thinks back to some physics lectures for a minute*

picture a gorilla throwing a coconut into some lava. wait. no.

pressure can directly serve as an equivalent factor of heat and time, they're not exactly the same but can do the same things. pressure heats food more evenly, too. so yeah it's magic

claws really are undersung. so fun, really strong weapons for their speed and bleed

became my "break glass in case I need to be a dirtbag" weapon

what clicked for me as a thing to try vs her was to take hoslow's whip, make it cold, and put step on it. i just started playing like it was bloodborne and both statuses proc often enough, and the extra reach with good speed kept me going. but idk if it worked because of all my cane time in bb

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

looks like heavy glacial territory crossed over it

So… what ARE some of your fave birds? 🦜

i had a recruiter chat in '23 encourage me to start making posts so I'd be noticed and when i asked "why would i want to be noticed at random on linkedin when my skills are very specific and refined" the subject changed very quickly.

i think algorithm brain is the source of the mudslide.

truly, it is hell

sitting down to play blackjack wearing a gingerbread house costume, nodding at the dealer like they know what's up