Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!

Fucked up for them to wait till after Brian Wilson died to make a Norbit sequel

Glad to know I'm not alone in this

i always forget jim office’s real name and think it’s john krassenstein

Boy you sure are proud of how much you suck, aren't you?

*sees your post*
"what's this person's deal?"
*clicks on your profile*
"Oh, they're racist"

Real pros used one of these monstrosities

how it felt to play game boy under the covers with a light when you were supposed to be sleeping as a kid

Gavin Newsom looks like if Seth Meyers was cast to play Patrick Bateman

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Congrats on 30 years of steamed hams, @thatbilloakley.bsky.social 🍔♨️

Congrats to Hungary for electing James Hetfield

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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Repbulican who lives on the coast and is proposing a tax break on boats: "Watch out for those coastal elites!"

The Cybertruck is actually really well designed in the sense that it it successfully accomplishes its intended goals, which is to disrupt whatever environment it's in and alert people that there's an asshole in their vicinity.

DS9 "Apocalypse Rising"; Worf in command red Starfleet uniform; first panel caption: There is another option; second panel caption: We could kill him

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I never said Trump and Biden are the same. I never said anything close to that. You're just making up shit and claiming I believe it.

Metrosexual is when you're attracted to Mr and Mrs Met

Palestinians would still be getting bombed and you would be happily asleep not thinking about it

He misunderstood when trump told him you're like a son to me

For a second I thought "damn, I wanna join NASA to get as far away as I can from where I grew up", but then I remembered I'm from Houston

i'm a millennial, what the fuck do you think

Some people are into Rome because they see it as the peak of western culture. I got into Rome because America is entering it's "Emperor makes his horse Consol" phase and it seemed relevant.

Why am I seeing this ugly shit in my feed? Fuck you!

Computer autism is actually caused by people posting too much about vaccines