Happy New Year!

Horchata mochi

Hahaha sorry man! It was stellar this year. Come out next year!

The 6th Annual John Prine Night at The French Co. Grocer in Marathon, TX. October 11, 2025. Poster layout and typography by artist and musician M. Walker, surreal poster painting by the artist Matt Tumlinson.

See you in the desert.

blowupyour.tv

100% nuggets

Hey

Quite the ride indeed

I love a good AI fever dream

The only king I accept is Bob Wills.

The number of old men at the Town Lake YMCA this morning who have opted to walk around the locker room air drying their droopy wangs for 20+ minutes instead of using their perfectly good and dry towels is 93% higher than what I am willing to consider reasonable.

The Texas state bird should not be the mockingbird it should be the glorious and irreverent grackle.

I eat smoked mackerel from a tin all the time and I feel great I've never felt myself turning into a fish I am a perfectly healthy human creature.

Sourbro

What kind of bread r u?

Both are dope. Don’t choose, have them all.

I can feel how proud of me you are

Last night was the first time I've slept through a full night in a month please clap

Let me ask my AI boyfriend about that

Good morning my little bacon wrapped breakfast sausages I hope you have a beautiful and blessed day.

It feels like Señor Chang has taken over Greendale IRL

This is a joke take your medicine idiots

Does anyone have some alternative health tips for being alive cause this big pharma sponsored version is really killing my vibe

Baby scream last nite, teething + ear infection combo loco. Sleep thru alarm to play soccer this morning. This is job only cold brew and kolaches can do now.

Had a beloved uni professor (RIP) who gave me the nickname Buffalo Slut. I wear it as a badge of honor.

Damn

Is a cinnamon roll considered a naked carb if you have 14oz of cold brew with it? Asking for a friend.

This is a plea for all musicians to raise your fees/rates.

I’m a bit fruity

@jherskowitz.com

Yup