Top Wrestlemania moment was Michael Cole screaming "LOL MIDGETS" followed by "erm before you have a go at me, they actually said they prefer to be called midgets".

Just remembered the band 'Shiny Toy Guns'

@bradsked.bsky.social just making sure you're aware that Justin Bieber had your match against Boro on during his Coachella set.

My favourite album is by Average White Band, but my favourite albumen is by Average Egg White Band.

Love all the 'Wilshere wins his first title as a manager' narrative like we didn't just go 2 months without an away win.

Enter Shikari surprise releasing another absolute banger of an album has made this a very good day lads!

Working on a Chaka Khan musical. Someone mentioned it's a really long show to which I replied

"Well she is EVERY woman"

Absolutely noone laughed ffs

Oh you're EVERY woman are you Chaka Khan?

NAME THEM!

Ye? More like Nae! Hahahha

Why is Crash Bandicoot 4 hard as fucking nails? Even the earlier levels are way more frustrating than the later levels in the previous 3.

Loving the Moana 2 trailer where they just stuck a long wig on The Rock and went "yeah that'll do"

He's definitely putting one in against us next season along with the classic muted celebration like Lampard v City.

If I was serving Chappel Roan breakfast I'd go "Would you like it cold to stay or....H O T T O G O! 😂😂😂" and have a right laugh before being decked by the big security lad.

Still not over going down in the first place tbh. This season and last have been a mess, got too big for our boots.

We could so easily have a comfortable place in the playoffs. So many games where we've wasted points over silly mistakes.

The fact that's it's still at all achievable just shows what a shite league this is as well.

The Faraway Haligtree

Hope you didn't drop your £5.50 pint in the process.

Pretty sure he can tbh

"So you cook the mushrooms? Then when do you add those."

"I literally just mix them in at the end."

"Are you a chef?"

"No, I literally just threw random stuff from the fridge into a container and got on the bus."

No idea if they were having me on it just a local nutter. Probably a bit of both.

Literally just threw together some microwave rice, mushrooms & leftover bolognese for a pre-work dinner and while I was eating it some guy came over and went "that looks amazing what is it?"

I told him and he asked me for a step by step recipe - so you microwave the rice then what?

Heck yeah!

Toy Story [1995]

When I was 16 I was wanking and playing Final Fantasy...which I am still doing 21 years later.

Johnny Vegas when you ask what flavour his toothpaste is

Was working a Derren Brown show with people in their late teens/early 20s who didn't know who he was.

"He's a kinda...mind Illusionist or something who once did Russian Roulette live on TV and we all tuned in knowing he wouldn't actually top himself but had to watch just in case he did."

Liked all the previous Harry Styles albums but this one is very forgettable. Like, one of those albums you forget you're listening to it while you're listening to it.

Loving the UK Eurovision entry. Maybe the most 'Eurovision' sounding thing we've done dare I say?

37 years old and still sat at a bus stop crying to emo music baby!

Absolutely fuming we absolutely beyond bottled this League 1 season and won't get to play Spurs in the Championship.