This should’ve been the bizarro theme.

To all the unhinged drivers of Atlanta:

Die mad.

Such a simple-minded approach to addressing said inefficiencies.

New executive order coming from me soon. The gerontocracy must end. RETIRE GODDAMMIT.

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Claude to why.bsky.team

Why oh why is Why so thin skinned?

Why @why.bsky.team Putting Claude in charge of reading my notifications and deciding what to do with them was a fantastic idea. 1:43 AM • Apr 22, 2026 ) Everybody can reply 8 reposts 93 quotes 205 likes 20 saves 306 ¿ 101 205 ••• cannedjazz @cannedjazz.bsky... • now That's one way of admitting you can't read. • • • Matt the Buff Dad (Defia... @undefe... • 3h Sucka fucka ding dong • 12 •••

why.bsky.team blocking me because they’re a thin-skinned bitch relying on AI The Magic Mirror on the Wall.

The question is, did Why block me or did Claude do it for them?

That’s one way of admitting you can’t read.

Sore losers

Someone please just put RFK Jr. out of his misery already.

I had a dream I was in a deep mountain valley and the mountains eventually disappeared into the fog, mist, and clouds. I was taking in the fact that the mountains were all there despite being completely grayed out by the clouds.

I miss living in the mountains.

Hey, Samantha

Jesse and James actually did in an early Johto episode.

Sick in Spring II: Return of the Crud
(didn’t have COVID, btw but still sick)

Probably coming back for another dog-shooting family reunion.

I left a nug of milk and cookies not for that sellout Snoop, but for Good Guy Greg. That dude never let me down.

Happy high holidays, dear friend

Undiagnosed under the fierce denialism of his parents here, picked up bass at age 17.

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

Too high for clichés rn, sry

The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social The people who refused to vote for Harris because she was, in their view, insufficiently opposed to Netanyahu's genocide think of themselves as high-minded. They are not high-minded. They are narrow-minded. Booker illustrates that point here. 12:44 PM • Apr 20, 2026

More like The Editorial Bitch

The Editorial Board: “Leftists are high-minded.”

Also The Editorial Board, on their high horse: “Verily, verily, I say unto you” before he blathers the opposite of how politics work.

I’m high-minded because it’s 420, bitch. Sorry genocide isn’t a dealbreaker for you, snarky liberal.

Happy Holidays to those who celebrate today.

I reached the same conclusion when I tried them.

And I am a gar that banzos

Cat laying in the corner of a room with his legs sprawled apart. He sleeping.

Here’s my handsome boy, turning 10 tomorrow.

lol wut

New Mexico in general, the way one of my friends out there makes it out to be. Would love to visit there soon.