Käärijä collab with Basshunter - the part of my brain that is soothed by all the beep-boop noises is extremely happy

A sunny March day, banana cake in the oven and a jug of mimosas in the fridge, free National Theatre on YouTube, and an ever-growing sense of dread about the wider global situation.

💁🏻‍♀️🦋 is this lockdown?

helena by my chemical romance

Kate Butch saying “two world wars and one world cup”, followed by that lip sync song took me back to a very specific time in my life (the pub in the mid-noughties with the football on and a J2O) #dragraceuk

this is also true of TEXT-TV by KAJ I think

Also I might be wrong but I think Medina making the podium every time they get to the final?? It’s not Melfest without them at this point.

A win for those of us who love fishnet tops and pew pew laser music 🙏🏻 #melfest

Sanna will be fine, she’s always got ESC250 #melfest

whilst I’m at it, everyone go and listen to TEXT-TV

I can’t just repost this every minute they’re on, but just know I’m thinking it

god I love KAJ so much #melfest

we all remembered we could have FUN

thinking more about it, I’ve decided that KAJ revitalised this show and I will be taking no further questions on the matter

Is that a Voyager? #melfest

Maybe it’s because I’m less invested than usual this year, but all in all, an excellent Melfest final

Words on the inside of a jacket that says: 'When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace'

Robin Bengtsson will always be “recipient of a makeover on Drag Race Sweden” over anything else for me #melfest

There was a weird “ABBA vs Queen” show on channel 5 over Christmas, and I feel like Greczula watched that and said “…yes” #melfest

ME 👏🏻 DI 👏🏻 NA 👏🏻

A gin martini does not feel like the correct drink to pair with Melfest. And yet here we are.

Eins, Zwei, Drei is exactly my kind of nonsense, and the more I discover of Look Mum No Computer the more I love, but I can also see the pipeline from Scooch

Kate Butch’s knitted bikini legitimately better than any of those abominations we saw on Game of Wool

can’t even sing in English these days cause of woke

(I’m so intrigued by this)

oh no, I can hear Double Trouble in 🇦🇺

Käärijä in the Autiomaa video speaking to a therapist

KAJ in a therapist’s office with the caption “yksi kaksi kolme - trauma”

All my favourites come back from ESC and go straight to therapy

(yksi kaksi kolme trauma is genius)

Sweatshirt motif that shows a dancing sun and the words “Italodisco, Groove Nation”

Questa non è Ibiza

and they did me proud ✨🇫🇮🇮🇹✨

OH MY GOD #sanremo

ooft, it’s been a long week

Upon further analysis: (indulging Carlo a little bit as it’s his last year) Ama is your real dad who lets you get away with whatever you want; Carlo is your boring stepdad who wants you to go to bed at a sensible time and tries to show you everything he’s interested in, even if you don’t care