I straight up ADORE the thins

Regular-stuf oreos are so puritanical

So very glad I allowed myself to be influenced by Helen. The Vegitalian was incredible.

HUGE NEWS FOR THE GLIDER PRO FANDOM

cc @emilyhughes.bsky.social

oh my GOD

Aaaaaallicin, I know this world is killing youuu

The word I was looking for was “allicin,” btw

Google search for “gerlic sticky” These are results for garlic sticky Search instead for gerlic sticky

Very important typo I just made

Philosophically of course I believe women should be allowed to be assholes, but in practice it’s so annoying

Genuinely can’t believe I didn’t realize until so recently that my last name doesn’t have an easy rhyme??

I like doing podcasts though; this is the main way you can tell the two of us apart

I too am a Helen who does not ever want to be in a work-related video

Usual caveats of mutual aid apply (mostly that you don’t get a tax deduction & you have to trust your fellow humans)

Good list here of nonprofit orgs to help Palestinians. If you prefer to go the mutual aid route (more & faster money into the hands of ppl who need it) the Sameer Project is a reliable & transparent central hub for fundraising linktr.ee/thesameerpro...

It’s a beautiful spring day, time to rewatch Michael Clayton

Convo with my best friend: me: Moby Dick would be different if Moana were part of the crew them: In what way Me: Just thoughts i have reading the moana book to riza every night them: I might have kind of similar thoughts when I read on prison reform and think “oh Paddington would solve this”

thanks @barelyconcealed.bsky.social

I have bad news for her about the covers (and often the titles) of, like, every single cookbook ever

I’m going to literally die if I don’t get a map of where all the Starbuckses are in Amsterdam relative to the homes of HDW fans

Oh my god!!!!!! That’s true immortality!!!!

Hey that’s my West Wing joke!

A burrito is a sandwich

Bread, too, is a sandwich

Rabbi Hillel is also a sandwich

Please, my mother was Helen Formica, call me Helen (we are both sandwiches)

No, anything IS a sandwich

No

Yes, it’s a sandwich

Oh a hot dog is the most sandwichy sandwich there is

Those are all sandwiches