I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book. What I learned about rich people, conspiracy, Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from 2,000 phone calls.

Just gonna leave this here...

Heeeeyyy!!!

Maui

As far as I can tell, the strategy of the centrist Dems in this moment is to muster weak opposition and let Trump make things materially worse for millions of people in the hopes that those policies will be so unpopular Ds can regain the government without fixing their politics at all.

I remember people adoring him as their favorite billionaire.

Now I get what all the hoopla is about. This is a glorious island. The air is rich, the jungle is lush, and the beaches are timeless.

I feel blessed to be here.

New White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt did her first press briefing today and told a number of demonstrable lies (about condoms for Gaza, the criminal records of undocumented migrants, and more).

This is how the New York Times covered it.

I mean…

Brilliant satirical cover from Private Eye, mocking spineless media organisations and journalists who submit and cower in the face of power 👏

Nice!

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