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Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time

Salt Lake City Hoping To Boost Tourism By Reminding Visitors They’re Free To Leave At Any Time

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Idaho has pelicans. Yes. They do.

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PSA: Know that if you sign up/pay for a "Spirits/wine/beer" festival in Vegas....be prepared with water and and arrive in an Uber. Oh boy. We had fun.

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Time for Carson Kitchen.

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Birthday beers.

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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

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Happy Birthday Matcha!

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Those puppy eyes could manipulate me into giving all the treats ever.

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This is Summit. He doesn't know why he would simply sit when he can boing instead. 13/10

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a brown chihuahua with white snout and eyebrows lays on his back with his paws in the air. he’s surrounded by little white flowers and lush greens, and he’s basking in some sunshine. the photographer’s shadow fills the bottom edge of the frame

a brown chihuahua with white snout and eyebrows lays on his back with his paws in the air. he’s surrounded by little white flowers and lush greens, and he’s basking in some sunshine. the photographer’s shadow fills the bottom edge of the frame

This is Mister Winston. He is here to remind you that spring is just around the corner, and brighter days are ahead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

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Morning: Mayhem. Afternoon: Tsunami Sea.

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They expected Zelensky to grovel and bow at their feet...and when he didn't do it, they turned into the gaslighting narcissistic partner shaming him for not being thankful enough.

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if u see, u do 🫵

name: JadelynMay
pronouns: She/her
height: 5’ 5"
sexuality: Bisexual
sign: Aries
piercings/tats: None anymore, ears closed up a long time ago.
color: Red
drink: Usually water, but a good vodka cocktail is always welcome.
food: Sushi and burgers
animal: Dolphins and doggos

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Happy Valentines Day everyone.

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I have been logged into work for 4 hours now and it's already been a week.

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It's an Electric Callboy kind of morning.

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Real glad to see Dog Murder Barbie as our Director of Homeland Security. Get me off this timeline please.

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Trump’s inauguration crowd will be mostly men because Republicans don’t know how to make women come.

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"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin

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Really fucked up to have to certify an election for the person that incited an insurrection exactly 4 years ago today. I hate this timeline.

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a gray house hippo in a navy blue shirt rests his chin in his person’s outstretched hand as they sit together on a couch. his eyes are half closed in a blissed-out smile, and his tongue is sticking out from the front of his closed mouth.

a gray house hippo in a navy blue shirt rests his chin in his person’s outstretched hand as they sit together on a couch. his eyes are half closed in a blissed-out smile, and his tongue is sticking out from the front of his closed mouth.

This is Bear. He is making his happy face. Because he is currently in his happy place. 13/10

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I only have a husband. I guess I'm doing my part to malfunction and destroy civilization.

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Wholesome.

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Pneumonia sucks.

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As an insurance professional.....yeah that's kinda how it works.

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I LOVE this tat!

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a brown dog wearing sunglasses reclines on a plush hotel bed with a towel over his legs and another wrapped around his shoulders. he has a TV remote under his right paw, and he’s looking over the rims of his sunglasses at you like he simply cannot be bothered.

a brown dog wearing sunglasses reclines on a plush hotel bed with a towel over his legs and another wrapped around his shoulders. he has a TV remote under his right paw, and he’s looking over the rims of his sunglasses at you like he simply cannot be bothered.

lucas sits in a booth on a rooftop deck with his front paws resting on the edge of a table. he’s wearing his signature sunglasses and a dapper cable-knit sweater with the sleeves cuffed up. there’s a tall mojito sitting on the table before him.

lucas sits in a booth on a rooftop deck with his front paws resting on the edge of a table. he’s wearing his signature sunglasses and a dapper cable-knit sweater with the sleeves cuffed up. there’s a tall mojito sitting on the table before him.

lucas sits on the plush white duvet of a hotel bed with a tray from room service in front of him. he has a short stack of pancakes, a bowl of berries, tea, coffee, croissants, and a variety of jams. the TV is off, and his expression suggests he’d like you to remedy that.

lucas sits on the plush white duvet of a hotel bed with a tray from room service in front of him. he has a short stack of pancakes, a bowl of berries, tea, coffee, croissants, and a variety of jams. the TV is off, and his expression suggests he’d like you to remedy that.

lucas’ little shower-capped head pokes up from within a wood-sided bathtub with a towel draped over the ledge. a bottle of wine chills in an ice bucket on an adjacent table; a glass of amber-colored liquid is only partially full next to it.

lucas’ little shower-capped head pokes up from within a wood-sided bathtub with a towel draped over the ledge. a bottle of wine chills in an ice bucket on an adjacent table; a glass of amber-colored liquid is only partially full next to it.

This is Lucas. He has never worked a day in his life, but is taking a much needed vacation. 14/10

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Aww plushies!

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