Got some overnight oats to try for the first time… why does nobody mention it has strings of snotty slime when you pick it up with a spoon 😭 instantly no

People who hate Rupaul. hate the judging, hate the decisions made. Don’t value or respect the judges point of view. WHY DO YOU WATCH THE SHOW?

Wish I could be put into a medically induced coma until the canker sore on the tip of my tongue heals cuz if I bite it one more fucking time

Perfect soundtrack for driving in the rain today ✨☔️

My bf left his vape at my place

The lady that runs my laundromat is such a boss! So sweet but she don’t have time for games and will cuss you out and I’m here for all that energy ✨✨

The chokehold is chokeholding

I’m gonna spend all my free time today telling people about this.

You have been sold out.

The leopards are coming.

And you need to accept they are HUNGRY

That podcast ad where Nora jones and Josh Groban sing that phantom of the opera song makes me irrationally angry

People who shower at night but not in the morning. I can smell your bed on you.

I just wanna lay in the grass and stare at the sky and turn my brain off is that too much to ask

Bebe Rexha spooning a tunnel out the Khia Asylum

🚨’The Devil Wears Prada 2’ features a new collaboration with Lady Gaga and Doechii titled “Runway.”

spongebob squarepants is making a funny face while crossing his arms and pointing at something . ALT: spongebob squarepants is making a funny face while crossing his arms and pointing at something .

Happy day where God sacrificed himself to himself even tho he knew he wouldn’t die so it wasn’t really a sacrifice and then blame a man named Judas for it and call him a traitor when his actions were forced by Jesus putting the devil in him and he also was necessary for the “sacrifice” to happen

Gonna need SZA on this one 🔥🔥😍

Fetty Waps new album tho 🥰🥰

Blues clues ahh fit today 💙

drinking a redbull while listening to a podcast on 1.6x speed

I love when customer service people are just real or a lil bit rude because “customer service voice” makes me feel weird af and I don’t wanna match that energy

Niggas get veneers & never close they damn mouths again.

Love working 4 day work weeks cuz when a gov holiday falls on my regular day off, I get an extra day off

a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a television in a room . ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a television in a room .

Marvel blitz is gone 😭

Always

Work naps 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

Bugonia 🐝

Get into the biscoff butter in a Pillsbury croissant

Won’t be watching anyway cuz FUCK THAT AWFUL WOMAN. but death threats over a fictional character is insane… especially when Rowling herself is executive producer so she approved the casting… the normal potter fans aren’t fans anymore and the ppl that still fuck with it are bigots I swear

After the redbull hits

Eating bread with flour on the crust gives me full body chills (negative) 😖

We have SpongeBob at home ahh 😭😭