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A portrait of Daniel with splashes of black shadows that hide portraits of Armand in them

A portrait of Daniel with splashes of black shadows that hide portraits of Armand in them

some old art mixed with new art to create something fun ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ

#devilsminion #armandaniel #iwtv

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F*ck around and find out. See you tomorrow, Beautiful Unwell. #TheVampireLestat

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I AM SCREAMING

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WHAT A FUCKIN WEEK !!!! AAAAA

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I AM SO HAPPY TO

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TRAILER ON MY BIRTHDAY I LOVE MY LIFE

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MY HUSBAND HAS FINALLY RETURNED FROM WAR

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i have no choice but to be a fan of a team of absolute criminals (the new york sirens) but the victoire are a close second for me, i love watching them play!!

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my team is NAWT making it to the playoffs so i'll be rooting for the victoire when they start!

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"husband" "soul mate" "light of my life" and they get increasingly cheesie as the day goes on. and when he wants to piss shane off: "second alternate captain with weak backhand"

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THANK YOU LMFAO i chortled writing it

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they are going to be SO insufferable. wyatt pretends he isn't about to set off a hydrogen bomb by sending that picture but he's a goalie he likes creating chaos off the ice since he can't do it during games lmao

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Hazy:
You ASKED for it???

Ilya:
I asked for status update on my soul mate and partner in life. Not psychological warfare.

Shanya:
I think the pain meds have fully kicked in...

Ilya:
Hollander come home now.

Shanya:
I still need to do my cooldown!

Ilya:
Nobody is cooling down trust me.

Barrett:
Gross.

Evan D:
Is this considered workplace harassment?

Ilya: 
I only need one working foot for pedal anyway.

Hazy: You ASKED for it??? Ilya: I asked for status update on my soul mate and partner in life. Not psychological warfare. Shanya: I think the pain meds have fully kicked in... Ilya: Hollander come home now. Shanya: I still need to do my cooldown! Ilya: Nobody is cooling down trust me. Barrett: Gross. Evan D: Is this considered workplace harassment? Ilya: I only need one working foot for pedal anyway.

Bood:
Oh God.

Shanya:
Ilya, do NOT get in a moving vehicle. I'm on my way.

Ilya:
With chocolate shake from McDonalds?

Shanya:
With a chocolate shake from McDonalds.

Ilya:
And no changing into boring joggers before you get here?

Shanya:
โ€ฆFine.

Ilya:
(Circling hearts emoji) (exclamation point emoji) (loving face emoji) (biting lip emoji) (tongue emoji) (eggplant emoji) (water drop emoji)

Barrett:
Yeah, I'm muting this chat.

Shanya:
Probably for the best.

Bood: Oh God. Shanya: Ilya, do NOT get in a moving vehicle. I'm on my way. Ilya: With chocolate shake from McDonalds? Shanya: With a chocolate shake from McDonalds. Ilya: And no changing into boring joggers before you get here? Shanya: โ€ฆFine. Ilya: (Circling hearts emoji) (exclamation point emoji) (loving face emoji) (biting lip emoji) (tongue emoji) (eggplant emoji) (water drop emoji) Barrett: Yeah, I'm muting this chat. Shanya: Probably for the best.

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Today 17:03

Evan D:
...Roz?

Bood:
I think you killed him, Hazy

Ilya:
This is the worst day of my life

Shanya:
I didn't know Hazy was taking that. Pointy made a joke and l was responding.

LaPointe:
read: sassing me about my edge work, unprompted

Shanya:
Exactly. The joke is your edge work :)

Bergy:
(Skull emoji)

Today 17:03 Evan D: ...Roz? Bood: I think you killed him, Hazy Ilya: This is the worst day of my life Shanya: I didn't know Hazy was taking that. Pointy made a joke and l was responding. LaPointe: read: sassing me about my edge work, unprompted Shanya: Exactly. The joke is your edge work :) Bergy: (Skull emoji)

Chouinard:
Roz come get your man he is spicy today

Barrett:
Today?

Ilya:
NOBODY TOLD ME MY HUSBAND WAS SWEATY IN SHORT SHORTS AT THE GYM?

Ilya:
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

Ilya:
I AM DRIVING OVER THERE

Baby Haasy:
you're in a leg brace cap

Ilya:
I WOULD RATHER CRASH INTO TELEPHONE POLE THAN BE WITHOUT MY HUSBAND LOOKING LIKE THIS

Barrett: 
If that's what it takes to end this conversation, I'm for it.

Ilya: 
Mute button is free. And this is Hazyโ€™s fault.

Chouinard: Roz come get your man he is spicy today Barrett: Today? Ilya: NOBODY TOLD ME MY HUSBAND WAS SWEATY IN SHORT SHORTS AT THE GYM? Ilya: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE Ilya: I AM DRIVING OVER THERE Baby Haasy: you're in a leg brace cap Ilya: I WOULD RATHER CRASH INTO TELEPHONE POLE THAN BE WITHOUT MY HUSBAND LOOKING LIKE THIS Barrett: If that's what it takes to end this conversation, I'm for it. Ilya: Mute button is free. And this is Hazyโ€™s fault.

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Screenshot of Ilyaโ€™s phone messages, group chat titled CENS with a group photo of a red โ€œOโ€ logo with a silhouette of a centaur inside

Today 15:53

Ilya:
Husband update

Today 16:55

Ilya:
Hello?? what do I pay you all for

Barrett:
Jesus Christ roz

Bood:
You don't pay us, dickhead

Hazy:
(Picture of Shane sitting in white workout shorts and tank top, in mid speech, looking at the camera)

Screenshot of Ilyaโ€™s phone messages, group chat titled CENS with a group photo of a red โ€œOโ€ logo with a silhouette of a centaur inside Today 15:53 Ilya: Husband update Today 16:55 Ilya: Hello?? what do I pay you all for Barrett: Jesus Christ roz Bood: You don't pay us, dickhead Hazy: (Picture of Shane sitting in white workout shorts and tank top, in mid speech, looking at the camera)

ilya is home bored as hell resting an injury. he bugs his teammates to give him an update on his husband during team workout. he and the rest of the centaurs regret this immediately. (1/3)

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it IS entertaining! and yes while i do think there's a long way to go (a gender inclusion policy would be nice...also the Frost in particular is under reasonable fire for supporting a transphobe) it's rly nice to be supporting something that curates a mostly, generally, safe space for fans

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their likelihood of making the playoffs dropped to 2 percent today why did anyone let me get into a sport or a team this is miserable

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it's WHAT. bones ended like last year. in my mind. in my delusion.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS CUTIE!!!

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levels of yuribaiting never before seen seen in the final season of hacks god bless

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Lmfaoooo

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oh rhysie how i have missed you

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of course!!

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screenshot of the No Thanks boycott app with a blurb on The wonderful Company, which reads: 

This product is on the Palestine boycott list!

POM

Owned by The wonderful Company owned by Resnicks, have strong pro-Israel affiliations through substantial financial support to Israeli military and academic institutions, including the IDF.

screenshot of the No Thanks boycott app with a blurb on The wonderful Company, which reads: This product is on the Palestine boycott list! POM Owned by The wonderful Company owned by Resnicks, have strong pro-Israel affiliations through substantial financial support to Israeli military and academic institutions, including the IDF.

I use an app called No Thanks that has it listed! Link: bdscoalition.ca/2025/02/26/t...

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a reminder that POM is on the bds list and i hope these brand collabs are kind of over as soon as they start bc they're stupid and i'd like to see my actual show please

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Connor Storrie photographed at the Tiffany & Co Gala tonight in NYC. He wears an off white blazer over a white and gray striped shirt and a Tiffany pin.

Connor Storrie photographed at the Tiffany & Co Gala tonight in NYC. He wears an off white blazer over a white and gray striped shirt and a Tiffany pin.

The Vampire Lestat screenshot for his ad for Pom juice. He wears a fitted patterned blazer over a black shirt, sunglasses, and leather pants.

The Vampire Lestat screenshot for his ad for Pom juice. He wears a fitted patterned blazer over a black shirt, sunglasses, and leather pants.

these two images dropping at around the same time. unprecedented levels of cunt

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A close up of 4 fingers on my left hand. All are painted with a black nail polish with silver holographic flecks as the base. My index nail features the Orion capsule with solar panels splayed. The far side of the moon spans the tips of my middle, ring, and pinkie finger, and on my ring finger nail the earth is visible, halfway risen beyond the lunar surface.

A close up of 4 fingers on my left hand. All are painted with a black nail polish with silver holographic flecks as the base. My index nail features the Orion capsule with solar panels splayed. The far side of the moon spans the tips of my middle, ring, and pinkie finger, and on my ring finger nail the earth is visible, halfway risen beyond the lunar surface.

A close up of my thumb nail featuring the white cat from Sailor Moon, wearing a cartoon-style bubble astronaut helmet. Heโ€™s slightly curled in a classic feline shrimp pose with his tail curling out behind him.

A close up of my thumb nail featuring the white cat from Sailor Moon, wearing a cartoon-style bubble astronaut helmet. Heโ€™s slightly curled in a classic feline shrimp pose with his tail curling out behind him.

Did I forget to post my Artemis II nails that I did last week? Oops. I did them during a live stream on my YouTube channel. Someone in chat requested I include Artemis the cat from Sailor Moon so obviously he had to go on my thumb.

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EVERYTHING TO SMILE ABOUT IN MY LIFE

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