I want a hot body.

* wraps herself in a cobija *

He was 🥺

It will always be “mota” to me

'Marijuana' is borrowed from Mexican Spanish ‘mariguana,’ ‘marihuana,’ of uncertain origin.

The form 'marijuana' is not recorded in Spanish before its use in English in the early twentieth century.

Good bye, stranger 🌿

bsky.app/profile/merr...

bsky.app/profile/merr...

🤜🏽 🇲🇽

A screenshot of a tweet from 2019 when I replied to a viral tweet from Tim Cook. He wrote “Hello” and I took the opportunity to talk about how in Mexico City cheese is optional in quesadillas

Trolling Tim Cook circa 2019

Un hombre ha abierto fuego este lunes desde lo alto de la Pirámide de la Luna, en Teotihuacán. Ha disparado contra los turistas que visitaban el lugar, matando a una mujer canadiense, y se ha suicidado social.elpais.com/0d4…

A screenshot of a tweet from 2019 when I replied to a viral tweet from Tim Cook. He wrote “Hello” and I took the opportunity to talk about how in Mexico City cheese is optional in quesadillas

Trolling Tim Cook circa 2019

Not Mexican media now calling him "El Tirador de la Pirámide de la Luna"

an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ... Alt: a GIF of that famous elderly woman in the movie "Titanic" saying "it's been 84 years"

my team, waiting for the results of Peru's presidential election

Shooting at pyramids north of Mexico City leaves 1 Canadian tourist dead, injures 6 people Mexico's government says one Canadian tourist has been killed and six other people were injured when a man with a gun opened fire at the historic Teotihuacán pyramids, a tourist site an hour outside o...

"Video and photos published by local news organizations show a man standing with a gun on top of one pyramid while people duck for cover."

Same, little parfait. Same.

Me too, strawberry parfait, me too

A photo of a yogurt parfait who is having a significantly worse Monday than the rest of us

#Monday

Grassy ass

Someone translated “cuquita” which is what you call someone named Refugio as “cuquita” which in other countries means pussy .. ai just learned 😱

Fun fact: She totally chucked that dress in the garbage 😂

A photo of yours truly with mom and the Twin Towers in back

Me, my mom and those two…

A screenshot of an Instagram post that lost the complete meaning of what I wanted to say about my mom after the platform translated it using AI

On March 20, 2018, I posted what was supposed to be a solemn, heartfelt thing on Instagram about my mom. But then, Instagram translation did *this* — and I’m still laughing. 😂

PSA: Happy birthday to my mom: The funniest Mexican I’ve ever met 🎂

The lack of rhythm in this scene has consistently thrown me into a rage since i was a child.

A photo of my bass fillet about to be smothered in an invention by yours truly featuring Mexican mango manila and a bunch of cilay yom yom

I’m making fish with a mango-cilantro salsa because I’m Mexican and that’s what we do

a man is sitting on a couch next to a woman laying on a couch . Alt: a scene from the Cohen Brothers movie the hudsucker proxy featuring Tim Robbins and Jeniffer Jason Leigh

The Hudsucker Proxy. An underrated wonder ✨

It's just another mezcla mafufa cc: @namnezia.bsky.social

😂