As if I wasn't already normal for skulldogs.....🥵

Do we have to work there in order to sign up?

He's looking thicker than the average bear

Lemme just, y'know, get my hands all over you

Would you mind passing it this way?

Kinda wish doing that would make me blow up to his size

Got any cans of whipped cream or something similar? Mostly to simulate getting that greedy gut filled with stuff from a cylinder

Not until I have a decent sized udder ;P

Another for the barn

Old yahoo was responsible for a lot of us, honestly

*goes in face first*

Nose ring's looking mighty grabbable

Goals

Shirt better be looking smaller and smaller with each update

Gonna need to see proof

Inspiration to bovines everywhere

That's a big dad

Hey so I love how all this jiggles and I just thought you should see 😘🐽🩷

Oh, I'm sure it could......BOXES?!

What can I say but "fuck I'm fat"

Two dozen?

A dozen more, please?

I could ask you the same thing! 🥵

Him wide

I need someone like him 🥵

Oof…overdid it…

*enchants every mirror you look in to so they reflect a fat yote*

All I can say is GAT! DAYUM!

Keep it up and that reindeer might become a cow