This will sound crazy and unbelievable, but... I know the Tobin family. Really well. And when an old-school Catholic is telling you you've gone off the rails in an entirely reasonable way... you've gone off the rails.
Defund ICE.
NOW.
Hold your loved ones tight, folks. And fuck MS. Last night, my brother went into cardiac arrest and is currently on a ventilator in the ICU. We don't know if he'll ever wake up. Whatever god, crystals, universe and/or demons you pray to, throw one up for him, please. I can't lose my brother. 🥺
When Trump was first elected, right out of the gate, @codyjohnston.bsky.social was still at Cracked and put out a video about the Emoluments Clause. I foolishly thought... man, SOMEONE in our government is gonna pick up on this and nail Trump.
And now it's 1,000x worse.
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Fake it til you make it
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*flick flick* check
Top white rappers from the late 80s:
1. Beastie Boys
2. The girl from Teen Witch
3. Dan Aykroyd & Tom Hanks
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Is this rhetorical?
Well fuck, if only the entire country listened to JUST YOU, we could've avoided all this
Yes, there is. It's bad.
Here's a fun one (not a plot hole, just a thing most don't know)
#9: After firing Eric Stoltz 6-7 weeks into filming, they re-shot all of Marty's scenes with Michael J. Fox, but forgot to reshoot Marty punching Biff. So for a ½ second of the movie, Marty is MUCH taller.
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And now, for a HUGE plot device...
#8: Why didn't Marty disappear the second he pushed George out of the way of his grandpa's car? Awfully convenient that he had a few days to remedy the situation. Just sayin.
Atom Man
Now I'm gonna get nitpicky...
#7: When Marty walks around 1955 Hill Valley, he sees advertisements in a music shop window for Patti Page's album "In The Land of Hi-Fi" which wasn't released until November 1956, and Nat King Cole's "Unforgettable", released "back" in 1951.
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You know what, I skipped one...
#6: Before the time jump, was Marty just going to drive straight into the Fotomat?
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Time to get back to this...
#5: From what direction does Marty hit Old Man Peabody's barn? Cuz the car is facing forward, the wall is intact behind it, then he drives out the front of it. How did he turn the car around?
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I've said it before...
#3: Earth rotates at 1,037 miles per hour. So... when Doc sends Einstein "one minute into the future", unless Doc figured out time travel congruent with the Earth's rotation, just one minute later, Einstein should've reappeared a little over 17 miles away.
No way, I missed something right at the beginning. Let's rewind.
#2: That part when he plugs his guitar in and it doesn't make a sound? I call bullshit. Any musician knows the sound of Marty plugging in his guitar AFTER maxing out the volume/gain on the giant speaker would've blown his ears out.
Got a new project. While I absolutely LOVE the Back to the Future trilogy, all three movies are full of plot holes / criticisms that need to be addressed. So... here we go.
#1: How did Doc get into the Delorean after he towed it to the mall? No way a gull-wing door could open inside that trailer.
Okay, there's no gif of him sliding down but y'all know what I'm talking about
It's simple. We just put MDMA in the world's water supply to force even the greediest dicks to have empathy.
The future (hopeful and optimistic): Flying cars and jet packs!
The future (reality): You will never stop filling out forms online.
I thought the lesson was it takes an entire school year to figure out you're not pregnant
Taking a break from all my worries sure would help a lot
