Ms. Piggy as Char

Blame this on the misfortune of your birth

absolutely unreal

we are all just spines bro chill out get neural

me too ;-;

i'm traumatized by his zombie dick

how awful omg ...

Alex Ebel, illustrations for Nocona Boots ads,
1979-1984

it's horrible, it's tragic

i did! it was awesome 😭💖

will u levitate to Food4Less and get some ice cream

the inlaid mother of pearl anchor in mike watt's fretboard made me emotional last night

also he almost ran me over and killed me with his bass amp, i was honored 🥹🩵

they're about to again if u dont reel it in!!!!!!!!!

lmao at this interaction

shut up lol

i love it too 😭 its so lived in & cozy and real ppl type of shit

i've been watching a lot of it too lately! someone referred to him as babygirl and it fits

i'm ok with that i'll keep acting surprised tho

... my floridaborn brain just cooked up the most fucked up goofy ass berserk fic idea and i am kinda KINDA getting excited enough to do something about it

i hope so 😭 it's COMPLICATED and ended rly badly but i hope it helped and didnt just dredge shit up & make her suffering worse uuGH

i'm ok with her not replying of course, i rly just hope it didnt worsen anything

i cant unsee dave foley any time i see isabella rossellini now it's like a curse

but also it's made me appreciate dave's beauty

cute & fluffy :3c

see those sleeping dogs over yonder? i wonder if they like vuvuzelas

sent a well-intentioned but inherently horrifying email to an ex's mom in regards to regrets and condolences and i am feeling wacky weird about it

i have a fun sort of autism where i gotta email people and be vulnerable and it's dreadful in hindsight

mine is sappy, i genuinely thought it was more or less roleplaying as a grasshopper when i was a kid so i loved it

i wish i had kept that fun delusion

hey kid what's ur favorite nirvana song

forever flummoxed and hogswallered that there are only two 80s conan movies

big stupid crush on dorian electra back in full swing, surprising zero people

henry flagler is cussing from his grave