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a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face and saying `` oh , snap ! '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a surprised face and saying `` oh , snap ! ''
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Let's again stipulate that the government is not a business & the whole idea it should run like one is a dumb category error. But if anyone was actually serious about running the government like a business & eliminating waste, the model would be Costco & not a single person/firm from Silicon Valley.

1 year ago 494 79 5 4

If I had a nickel for every time that happened… Well, I’d have two nickels, but it’s really weird that it’s happened twice.

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Turning attention to merrymaking but to close: For all the blamemeter calibration and spin going on today the simple fact is if USC had won 8 of the last 10 against Notre Dame and made the playoff a few times this series would still be happening and every single person, even Dan Wolken, knows that.

3 months ago 26 1 2 0

Freaking Aussies man. Tough people.

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Rowlf in a movie poster for An American Werewolf in London.

Rowlf in a movie poster for An American Werewolf in London.

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One of the best parts of the John Wick franchise is that there’s no exposition - you’re just given a window into this elaborate world that runs parallel to yours but with its own set of rules that you’re told nothing about.

More exposition-less drama!

5 months ago 12 0 0 0
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🌈 Today is #NationalComingOutDay!

Whether you’re out, not out, questioning, or can’t share your truth safely, you’re valid, seen, loved and part of community regardless of how visible you are.

Coming out is personal. Be proud of who you are, in whatever way feels right for you. ❤️

6 months ago 331 119 9 8

I’m reminded of Doc Holliday explaining what drives Johnny Ringo

6 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Pretty sure I said this exact thing during the national championship game.

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

I was not owned do not put in the paper that I was owned

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a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd . ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
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@sheaserrano.bsky.social When will Blade make it into Good Movie? You know you want to man.

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Impressionist painting of three figures, two white women and a white man in 18th century Western dress, sitting together in a garden space

Impressionist painting of three figures, two white women and a white man in 18th century Western dress, sitting together in a garden space

The work of Marie Bracquemond (1840-1916), French Impressionist painter who struggled against attempts to suppress her work, most notably from her own husband, the painter Félix Bracquemond #WomensArt

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a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
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#BookSky
Definitely worth reading…..

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Beloit, WI revitalized its waterfront and chose this way to celebrate it: by bringing to life Georges Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte."

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used money from GOOD MOVIE to buy a bunch of HALFWAY BOOKS hoodies

gonna randomly give them away to GOOD MOVIE subscribers

it’s like that meme of the group of friends just passing the same $20 bill back and forth

subscribe for your chance to win goodmovie.substack.com/subscribe

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🤌

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Jurassic Park Steven Spielberg harnesses his unique magic to bring dinosaurs back from extinction

this is the most important thing i’ve ever written

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11 months ago 224 20 11 8

Feel like @mikegolicjr.bsky.social either has or needs one of these hats. No other option.

11 months ago 19 1 1 0

I mean… yes? That clearly seems to answer the question in the affirmative.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

I read it in my 20s and I thought Hayden was an obnoxious brat up until the final page, and that reveal made me feel so overwhelmingly sad for him. I wouldn’t have processed it at any meaningful level when I was a middle schooler.

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It was a very Netflix series, in that it’s hard to pin down whether its main aim is to be funny or thought-provoking. We liked it - funny at first and then as the characters unfolded more it became sad. Danson is of course great. Stephanie Beatriz too.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Literally nothing good can come of it.

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tis the season for marcus freeman shirt

tis the season for marcus freeman shirt

all of the @bridgetgoirish.bsky.social Christmas designs are live, with any TeePublic proceeds this month going to the Center for the Homeless in South Bend

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1 year ago 12 3 0 0

39 carries! And he came into the game less than 100%! Did he run over someone’s dog???

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Rakes Report #245: Trust some of this it’ll show you where you’re at, or at least it’ll help you really feel it (The Florida State Review) The Fighting Irish spent the evening picking apart a horrific Seminoles team to maintain their winning ways heading into the season's stretch run.

The Florida State Review is live.

Let's talk about a really good football team beating the snot out of a really bad football team.

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1 year ago 10 4 1 0

My better half, when I mentioned kickoff yesterday, mulled over a personal trip to a local hotel for a night.

Hey, frees up the TV…

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