Karoline Leavitt parody courtesy of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" in Canada

I’ll give just about anything a go at this point lol

Things I learned today: John Scalzi is from Ohio. Represent my boy!

I can only aspire to this level of dedication 😯 What language?

I’ve been unemployed for 1 month now and have been applying for jobs for 2 months. I have legit like 118 applications out. My mental health is taking an enormous hit and I can’t keep this up. I need to universe to throw me a frickin bone 😭

Ohh these are fun, more please lol

100% thought the same thing lol

Anti vaxxer, mountain lion & toddler venn diagram

The inventor of croutons also happens to be the inventor of captain crunch

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal

Literally, why are we still here

Summary of a Ground article.

Is someone at @theonion.com working at the Whitehouse?

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

[Guy holding face in hands] nra leaders slap foreheads after realizing they completely forgot to rise up against tyrannical government again - satire - @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social

#satire

I need Cracker Barrel logo levels of outrage about Trump kidnapping one country's president and threatening other countries with the same.

This situation is precisely why we have impeachment

Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

Me doing regular real life things because I have to

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

And when you are angry you need more spice of life to make you happier but it actually just makes you saltier which is where the term “salty” originated to describe anger. Follow for more definitely real and not totally made up etymology 👌

When I was in school my mom always bought my socks and they were always perfect. Now that I’m an adult and buy my own socks I feel like I somehow always get ones that lose elasticity fast. Moms just know lol

Get them to use critical thinking (not easy for a lot of people) to understand that “what I post can be untrue and harmful, maybe I shouldn’t do that”

We know this as fact. This is more about diplomatically addressing the spread of misinformation more than anything. You can list facts but some people just won’t listen. My aim is to get them to stop spreading misinformation rather than changing their mind.

Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?

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