Dobes almost ended up on the concourse. Kucherov had the whole net to shoot at

So Corey Perry is Jericho?

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Well the Mayor Fisk stuff is Disney and I’m enjoying that but I get your point

Counterpoint: they play in Boston

Last episode felt like a seamless meld of the Netflix and Disney+ series, and I loved it so much

There have been likable Bruins teams?

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Oh jeez, nightmare goal

Wouldn’t want people doing insane things like having expectations

So it’s not just me then. Bluesky doing its thing again.

Or, ya know, signing free agents to play with your supposedly generational talent

This is true for every Minnesota sports team, and I wish nothing but failure on them

You can smell that entire movie

Only solution is you go poop in his yard

It wouldn’t be so bad if this season didn’t kick so much ass

Or a folding table

Without the stupid-ass trapping or two line passes

They know we just can’t live without Buccigross in the booth

I’m a TIE Interceptor guy myself, but those look fantastic

The Panthers broke their brains on a microscopic level

One night later, this has not changed

Who is your perfect casting for the purple tentacle, Laverne, Bernard and Hoagie?

One game closer to my favorite springtime tradition

Future Blackhawk Jason Robertson

Surprised Harper didn’t try and milk it

Very likely, but in the context of the commentary of the game where the color guy was talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin I feel like the wrestling move was apropos

To be fair, Buccigross is fucking terrible in the booth