Account’s been suspended on twitter, or “X” if you’re a fucking loser, so posting on here until I’m freed from Musk’s jail.

Haven’t seen anything on this app about the new Kendrick album

Two kids dressed as Spider-Man & Batman in Northern Gaza.

Via @haneen.maher.salem

Scrolling through channels for something to watch and I see ITV have put Terminator 2 on

Is David Coote the first instance of the Barclays referee?

Get in there Cammy, great darts🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎯

It’s also nice not to have mental ads in your face every two seconds

Really loving being on this app it’s almost like the glory days of twitter all over again, few more accounts on here and the patter will get us there.

I’ve had the exact same sort of conversations with guys off their tits at an afters before, that referee is nothing special

Finished The Penguin today

Cinema is saved

Going to a screening of Conclave tonight

[GOD CREATING DUCKS]

Waterproof that chicken, oh and give it a kazoo 🫵

Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, an absolutely delightful bit of telly

We should just send every scottish player to Antonio Conte he could single-handedly save our nation

As soon as this app starts doing stuff as good as all the Gary Barlow’s massive son patter it’ll be flying

Twitter is dead. Operations slowly shifting onto this app.