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i’m walking! with devices. pt said i’m doing too much so resting is the new orders🫶🏼 sorry about yours and hope all is better

ILY a friend is here to take over from sister who flew out this am and she brought the goods 😏 but always open to visits from you

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lol me too tybb

🫶🏼 i’m 5 weeks min out of pool 😫

🫶🏼TEAM TONY MOTHER FUCKERSSSSSS👹

lolllll

ooh I love all 3 there tbh that’s my gddmn jam. I don’t get why anyone would eat their dishes except that

a huge yayyyy

at 47 it will be the first time I ever had one so I guess im winning sorta

haha life's motto

lol same tbh

something tells me you’re in that group 😂😂😂😂😂😂

omg thank you! it’s like insult to injury lol

today is officially one week after getting a new hip and I can confidently say two things: 1) it is a life changing surgery. and 2) the antibiotics they hung in the hospital that I was allergic to and caused me to itch severely for 24 hours has now given me a yeast infection 🔥

Two funny things I just found in my gmail spam folder:

1. A google gemini email
2. A notice about a class action lawsuit against Google

Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like?

Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month

press your luck juke box but it’s all Last Christmas

always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride

@bornmiserable.bsky.social is one the best ppl and also someone who hates thanks or praise BUT I KEEP TRYIN bc he’s shown up for me at times when nobody else does. he supports every fundraiser, makes me laugh when nobody else can, and the bday party he came to was my best bday ever. ❤️

this is just a @bornmiserable.bsky.social appreciation post. He's funny, artistically talented and also, simply, kind. He's helped me at times I've been down and I know that I'm one of many people he's helped, in any number of ways. so just want to say: thank you ❤️

normalize dropping to your knees and sobbing when people won’t stop talking

4:22 make a wish

breathe in
breathe out
choke on spit

the opening line of the review from a week ago — “Do not come here if you care about your life and want to live.”

I hate this so much!! we need you
as a nurse i’ve been lucky to only work w oncologists who were so good w our trans community. and I sat on the LGBTQ+ board at UCLA a million yrs ago training staff on appropriate care. all hospitals I worked at after were LGBT accredited. ofc only in major cities.

my friend said I need to start a kitchen nightmares type show for hospitals 😫

I am going to be totes better ONLY BECAUSE MY SIS BROKE ME OUT and took a walker on the way lol