Really? We still need to point out that airplanes aren't the problem, airports are?

The Royal "I"...

Nah I'm sticking with, "and they are miserable racist, sexist, queer-bashing illiterate shitz."

Replace "flaws" with "autism" and you got me. 🤠

I remember the heartbreak I felt as a child when I bought my first Chunky bar and discovered that it was hopelessly adulterated with raisins and peanuts. 😭

No kiddie table this time...

Nice to see WaPo returning to its industry-leading, hard-hitting, Woodward-and-Bernstein roots.

This one definitely deserves a "LOL, no."...

The only three words left in Trump's vocabulary: Number Go Up

Meanwhile, when was the last time anyone saw him even move his left arm?

Saying the quiet part out loud..

Dementia.

MAGA commentator Steve Bannon predicts Republicans will hold the US House Speaking at Semafor World Economy, the Trump ally and outspoken AI critic also said Anthropic “had it right” in its fight with the Pentagon over the tech’s use in the military.

Nice to know @semafor.com has a sense of humor.

www.semafor.com/article/04/1...

In all seriousness, that is a classic dementia-addled response.

Messiah Trump was a fun news cycle, but it's time to go back to serious shit...

Be sure to give them a FIFA Peace Prize too!

When it devolves down to, "It's only wrong when they do it" you know they've lost.

I'm happy with a number instead of a name.

Souces: In seminary, future Pope Leo dodged the draft by claiming disqualifying stigmata on his heels.

"I don't know how DoorDash works..."? He doesn't have an assistant? Or an intern? Or Google? 🤣

Louis XVI unavailable for comment. 🤣

If you're wondering how Trump can somehow still have 37% approval ratings: This is how.

These are decisions we really need to let our superiors make for us!

We will follow you anywhere!

a man with glasses and a suit says first of all you 're all done ALT: a man with glasses and a suit says first of all you 're all done

You don't blockade me! I blockade you!

1. People are not entitled to due process before I decide whether or not I like or dislike them or will vote for them.

2. My process of deciding whether I believe an allegation is not subject to the Federal Rules of Evidence.

/1

Isn't the going theory now that Trump sent him to punish him and elevate Baby Marco to presumptive successor?

Is there a prediction market option for the letter ending, "Govern yourself accordingly."?

Whatever happened to, "LOL, no."?