An adorable ghetto mutt maine coone type kitten that has tabby markings, a white chin and white paws looks up out of a cat face purse. The purse is not made out of cat faces it just has them embroidered all overit. The purse is hanging on a wall.

Also meet Mavis.
She likes car rides
Looks dead when she sleeps
And will not hesitate to push your things into the litter box or water bowls.

Welp Im bad at this social media shit holy.
Trying though. Was in a tent for more than a couple of months and life just keeps on testing our ability to not give up.

Forgive yourself for what you didn't know & what you couldn't do back then-- over & over & over again, as many times as you need to, every day if you need to.

My daughter has said many things to her toddler that are both gross and hilarious but since this is the first one I’m posting we will call it
Things said to the (gran)toddler today pt 1

No omg we don’t eat peanuts out of the potty. No no toilet peanuts.

Being on the edge of a wildfire that is out of control is just not ok. Like holy fuck.

Photo of a tv. Onscreen a woman holds an axe with a periodic table visible behind.

Buffy is so old there were only 103 named elements, we’re at 118 now.

(Yes I pause every show that has a periodic table to see if its period accurate)

Why was showing knees at one point in time considered improper?
Knees are so ugly. Not quite as ugly as elbows but bloody close.

A rock stuck in sandy crap dirt that is settled around it in the shape of a cat sitting upright.

The dirt makes this rock look like a cat. 🤓

I get asked the opposite question all the time. “Why do you need sooo many tattoos” well Janet it’s the only thing you cannot take away from me unless you have a lot of skill and a really sharp knife.

Some of these people in the comments are exactly the ones who would ask such a question. 😑

After deadly Texas floods, Minnesota officials say they are ‘attuned to how bad things can get’ Emergency managers may consider using sirens to warn of flash floods in the future.

With natural disasters on the rise due to climate change and uncertainty in funding for our federal weather systems, I’m thankful Minnesota has taken extra steps to prepare for whatever comes our way.

www.startribune.com/after-deadly...

It's a headline that says "Married UH Archaeologists uncover 1,700 year old maya tomb". The two of them look like a nice Midwestern married couple in their 60's. The man wears a red button-up shirt, the woman a nice white blouse with a sort of black leaf-pattern or silk-screen on it. Behind them is a Mayan temple on a heavily forested hill.

It took me WAY too long to realize that this was about a pair of researchers at University of Houston (UH), and not that the headline was stalling to find a euphemism for what they REALLY are.

The Internet has ruined me.

Every time somebody has a little lapse in judgment or makes a mistake or loses control of their filter and I feel like I’m all out of grace, I just remind myself that everyone is burned out all the time and nobody thinks good things are ever going to happen again and honestly that helps

I’m still completely baffled as to how its them and not you both in the whitehouse.

Tjis is clearly just some Canadian passive aggression and not at all caused by climate change 🙄

Wisconsin and Minnesota Republicans call on Canada to curb wildfire smoke Six Republican lawmakers have sent a letter to Canada’s ambassador calling for action on the wildfires sending smoke billowing across the international border into their states.

www.ctvnews.ca/canada/wildf...

@governorwalz.mn.gov Would you be so kind as to inform your colleagues that when their government policies stop affecting our livelihoods north of the border we will stop sending our wildfire smoke your direction.

Forgot to get peanuts. The squirrel lords are still angry.

Without fail at 5:20am I am berated by an angry squirrel above the tent. Going to try a peace offering of unsalted peanuts in shells for the tiny squirrel lords. Hopefully this will appease them.

I am so tired.

I know it’s going to rain
I listen to the birds
As they tell me.
I watch the bees.
They also know
I ‘ll check the mountain to see when it will come.
And it always does right on time.

#witchsky

Dogs are happier than us because they don’t have to pay money to live on a planet they were born on.

The worst thing you can do to a person with an invisible illness is make them feel like they need to prove how sick they are

Even in Canada we are just waiting for when he is um… not on the top side of the soil. Then he’ll finally get parades celebrating him, in a way.

I think about this all the time. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Cornwall seagull sips man's coffee before stealing his mug Darren Pardoe was installing anti-bird spikes in a Cornish town before the encounter.

This is very high on the list of “Most Seagull Thing Ever” events.

A group of ox eye daisies with smiley faces drawn on some of them with black sharpie pen.

Drawing faces on random daisy clusters is a mood boost everyone should try. #timelinecleanse

When I see Audrey Hepburn I think about the interview where she said that her mother called her ugly when she was a kid, and that she never felt that she was beautiful because of it. How many of our parents were our first bullies, and what would we think of ourselves if not for their bullshit?!

#BookSky

Got some ducklings. Apparently people need to know “why ducks?” What do you mean why ducks. Like why the fuck not ducks. Some people.

I will be listening to it (hopefully) for the same reasons 😂🧐