“When I was your age all I wanted in life was to be a ninja turtle. It was the only thing that made sense to a young man with severe emotional problems, and it still is.”
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Those superbowl ads really sum up what a tech fueled dystopian shitshow the 21st century has been in a nice feral little package
Dating is a great way to realize that dying alone isn't the worst that could happen.
“Thank you for your payment” go to hell
At this point i just assume if someone’s on TV they’re also a pedophile
Remember when we thought Sarah Palin was the dumbest person in politics
Good times.
Thanks for the follow, good luck finding anything worth sharing.
To be fair, I hated kids when I was a kid too. Whatever
What an absolute fucking moron. A petulant child constantly acting out to see how low he can go before someone tells him no.
Funny how I don’t even need to outright name who I’m referring to. National disgrace.
Every time I see tom homans face I think of that quote from league of their own “anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?”
if I’m being honest I’ve had the sunday scaries for the past fifteen years
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
"grindset mindset," i whisper while housing a box of cheez-its and rewatching International House Hunters on a sunday night
The rapist sexual predator in chief is also a child rapist sexual predator? Color me shocked.
[doesn’t even blink] two princes by the spin doctors
chewing Xanax like it’s juicy fruit
are there any goody one shoes
so are we flying flags at half mast for renee too? or doing tributes during major sporting events? or is that just for christian nationalists?
you can't just fucking steal a guy, man
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
siri why is everything terrible
everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
*Smoking one cigarette for each of the fucks who smugly assured me I was overreacting.
Hey maybe there should be a few children left behind.