I cant wait to see the photo op 'big fat hug'...hopefully that will be with 1000lb panda squeezing out the rest of what little life trumpette has

Perso, I think i would trust the balloon company that Noems other half used more 🤣

knowing how people tend to poop in pools and how much muck floats downstream, I agree

If you really want to build up your immune system which is what I imagine people are thinking by eating this, its far cheaper to lick metro poles on the 5pm rush hour 🤣 but then again Im not a germologist /immunologist - I just play one on BS TV

just inject some bleach/light/take horse wormer/aquarium tank cleaner and it certainly will be over 😬

basically he needs a few more billions in crypto to pay for lawyers when this is over.

world weekly news publication showing a fake child with bat ears and teeth.. says bat child found in cave

now you just need to republish Weekly World News and continue the saga of Bat Boy , where lives now and is trump his father 🤣

You reckon they are sending JD because of the Ottomans?

his mascara wore off and he had to run home to change the snag in his nylons..

someones been banging the pillows I see

H.R. 1897 is moving fast in the House and could hit the floor for a full vote as soon as tomorrow. This bill would gut the Endangered Species Act forcing economic impact considerations into listing decisions, limiting your ability to challenge bad science in court,

Very quickly before the lion comes and snacks on us both....am I hired?🤣

better than the usual bs job stuff: as a data anal-yst, I architected a high-fidelity intelligence framework that transformed a legacy data graveyard into a mission-critical North Star metric, fundamentally pivoting our strategic trajectory into the the 1% 'movers' on street

thankfully im to old and broke to have a computer to run it or I would be so disappointed.. I get so bored of stupid quests that do nothing to the story.. yeah ME3 Im looking at you

Triple because they are going to write off the 'losses suffered'

Strange I would have thought she should have been promoted 🤣

a well placed meteor hit could remove a large chunk of that mess.. followed by a few musk debris hitting the local bars and golf course

I really hate my computer,
I really want to sell it.
It never does what I want it to,
Only what I tell it. - oldie but classic

Im sooo fecking tired of Claude and Llama. They both bang small sites all fecking day, dont respect robots text, scrape the hell out you and dont stop. I had to spend hours hta access fixing it because as a small person I cannot afford cloudflare or this shite banging on my hosting plan 😡

Gaetz... I feel he could use a D rated film role now

I believe Hilter was a vegetarian but hired plenty of meateaters 😬

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

i wanna see rfk wrass'ing muskrat .. scratch that I would need eye bleach

Dantes 10th circle is for those users where their punishment is an eternity of filling out infinite forms that only accept Regex, while their names are perpetually rejected for "containing illegal characters and missing numbers"

special place in hell for your type 🤣 that being said most devs not vibe coding already filter those out

noo the real scammy ones were these bad boys :D youd get some crappy tatoo of a wrinkled grape or something 🤣

America is the shit right now

hostess nuclear cupcakes 77 years on still edible should scare the bejesus out everyone 😆

As an adult Im still disappointed. They arrived in powder form and you had to add water to rehydrate them and they never ever had family's with tridents

forgot about those