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Posts by Lieutenant Dan

Idk. Y’all be openly admitting to eating boy booty. I don’t think y’all should be shaming a foot fetish.

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Thank you bebe 🥰

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Thank you so much! Glad to be here!

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Finally got around to seeing Sinners. I don’t really interact with modern movies all that much and all I can say is… that every journalist who tried to take something away from the success this film has enjoyed has never been followed around a department store. What a film.

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Here’s a thought - if someone is proud enough of the food they cooked or the thing they made to take a picture and put it on here just either say something enthusiastic and kind or say nothing.

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I love when couples have cute, red string stories about how they met. I think that’s why I’m against dating apps. The stories start so generic. Most couples don’t have romantic stories about how they met anymore

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Finally accomplished my dream and moved us to Seattle! Had to get me & my son out of fuck ass Texas and have an amazing job here 🥰

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Andddddd sometimes when you’re trying to get yourself together, you’re gonna have to go without. Just for a little bit.

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regret is a shitty feeling.

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Everything in this thread is likely to kill you.

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Old Black men really be Trumpers on the low and on the high.

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Me watching shit go down on the skyline:

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I’m so pissed off with my son I had to leave the house cause this bitch ain’t big enough for us to be breathing the same air rn

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Literally me with my son right now

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Being messy trying to get people to give you money is nuts.

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I'm gonna tell my kids this was pee wee's playhouse

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Gotham City is one of the most depressing fictional cities ever. It's equivalent to being shrunk down to the size of an ant & being stuck in someone's butthole who has Crohns disease.

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I love Black people, because gon always have a good time!

The world burning around us: 🌎🔥
Black folks:

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my music autism and i just figured out what song was playing in the oddities shop with just two words of lyrics

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Now the gas price will go up

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A really good and moving documentary. Candy, like many people, suffered from anxiety. The pressure to be the man every time. Feeling like you'll only fit in if you're funny.

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Reading this at a moment that I look like what I’ve been through. He’s cute though. 😭

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legally blonde (2001)

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Thank you bebe 🫶🏽

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Lmao I saw her last night in Austin omg my hair wasn’t cooperating at all so I just put mine in a bun but at least I liked my outfit even though my hair was in the own world 😂

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Thank you so much bebe I’m so happy I’ve been wanting to move to Seattle since I was 9 years old! I’m just so excited my son & I will be living in a place with way better quality of life I feel like I can breathe again!

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Thank you lovely! 🫶🏽

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Thank you bebe!!

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The war on Iran is unfolding alongside a wave of mass layoffs in the US. These are not separate crises. They are two sides of the same offensive by the ruling class against the working class.

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waiting for someone to do a “surviving 50 cent doc” since he thinks we forgot he is an abuser too.

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