thank you, thank you, yes, it is

Becoming a shareholder so I have value

^ Deep strategic insights from Amstel Gold Race.

The Groupama-FDJ kit gives Motorola vibes on-screen.

I can only assume the bestower of the nickname was at least 60 years old.

The unwriteable spring Every year we try to put racing into words. Every year the road makes fools of us. This year more than most.

Every year we try to put racing into words. Every year the road makes fools of us. This year more than most.

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You’re hired. Please finish this proposal for me.

It's true. Love me some alignment. I'm anti- "creating synergies" though, if that helps.

my trash pickup was late and our streets are terrible where do i file a complaint

This guy will never believe it, but I’ve ridden a bike after dark.

Love how at one end, modern cycling nutrition is about math and amino acid chains and balance and whatnot, and at the other end, everyone's just scarfing down rice krispie treats and candy on rides.

Right?
"Oh, so you've read my stuff."

Seixit headlines feel inevitable.

I lived in Ithaca, NY, when this came out, and "Really. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, 'steamed hams.'" became an instant classic.

Not that I’ve seen, though I also have not sought it out.

When you wake up to realize you've taken on all the drawbacks of the prior system but dispensed with the advantages.

So which team comes back to Roubaix with custom, high thread-count 32c tubulars next year? You know this is going to go full-circle at some point.

You guys didn't win one big race. It'll be OK.

Trying and failing to think of a more universally popular victory than Wout‘s today.

The Paris-Roubaix cobbled trophies aren't actual road cobbles dug out from the route or elsewhere, they're carved from local stone by Slosse Marbrerie, a firm in Orchies along the route whose usual business is making tombstones

In general, the “single strand of yellow cord” method worked a lot better than I’d have guessed.

Now that’s a bike race. So, so happy for Wout.

my stomach hurts

The favorites have now had one flat for every article written about flat prevention tech at Roubaix.

Neutral bikes should still have clips and straps, TBH.

Maybe.

Maybe there are downsides to having your team cook off the first half of the race at 52 kph.

Love that there are on-screen graphics for litter zones. I guess so uninitiated audiences aren‘t horrified.

Bonne chance!