A custard that only made it to LTC in the regular Army, but insisted on being called "general" up until the Battle of the Little Big Cone...

But why would he choose to regenerate as Ruffalo twice?

I deployed to Kuwait with an Airborne tab and raspberry beret but no wings, in this essay, I will....

I already knew about my Scottish ancestry based on my last name (ends in 'son) and a genealogy study done in the early 80s, but this just proves that I still carry most of the traits despite the mix of other nationalities that come from my mother's side. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

"conspiracy to embarrass" - the most heinous of all crimes.

Mushy Peas = White People Wasabi

They didn't get the memo that Bluesky is 90% flaming hippie tr*mp-hating libturds, I guess...

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The count sure knew how to make a good sammich...

Brisket sammich and an Irish Red.

#datenight

Hashtag facts

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A giant-ass plate of chicken & waffles with a side of bacon because America.

#brunch

Guess what I'm watching...

I was surprised how realistic this stuff looks/feels. And the one I'm planning to get has brown specks in it to look like a natural late summer/early fall lawn. It'll look out of place in the winter, but it's worth what we'll save in water, seed, fertilizer and all that other horseshit.

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I refrained from turning on the sprinklers this week, HOWEVER - I made an appointment Wednesday to get an estimate on replacing the front yard with artificial turf. Then I'll xeriscape the back yard and never have to abide by the Mother's Day rule ever again!

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Me, using Italian sausage instead of beef in my Hamburger Helper lasagna...

A black dog and a new Bissell pet hair eradicator vacuum.

Mortal enemies:

Is it John Barron?

*Technicute

Mr Lee had a little snack shack outside the main gate at Camp Humphreys and made the best egg cheeseburgers. We'd grab one of those babies and a bag of onion rings & yakimandu at his stand on our way back from the 'ville and I swear it prevented hangovers.

RIP Hondo

A screenshot of Bluesky being glitchy again - this time claiming that my 'Following' tab is 'Forbidden'...

Meet me over on Forbidden Bluesky, y'all...

A gray tabby cat, sitting there being an asshole as always.

Lord Charles F Douchington III