Accept no substitutes:

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Fuck ICE

They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this

Genuinely gives me a lot of hope that the NFL is a cynical, cash-motivated organization and they're betting on this being the future

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

I feel like it was the Beyoncé Christmas show that really cracked some of these technical possibilities wide open and they’ve only gotten better since

We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!

Rocco slayed

This is why you can't succumb to nihilism. I know it's SO fucking hard, but that's what the fash want: for us to give up. Fuck them, it's not over

Ah fuck

Cincinnati has a woke mayor so it tracks

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stay tuned

Once more, for old times’ sake

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

it’s not enough. i challenge andrew cuomo to a 1v1 in super smash bros. i need to watch him lose something a third time

There are more of us than there are of them.

at this rate we're gonna hit Woke 3 by midnight

As someone who does not live in New York, my desire is simple and, perhaps, a little self-serving: I would like to never see Cuomo's stupid fuckin' face or hear his stupid fuckin' voice ever again. It'd be great if that creep just lost this election and went away forever.

not a political science person but democrats in congress should just keep sitting on their hands and telling the other side the shutdown is their problem to figure out on their own. no point in moving an inch

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

Blah blah blah men…Young women are ready to set the country on fire

VICTORY OVER REASON AND DEATH. LIFE ETERNAL IN THE DESCENDING SPIRAL

which cameras are you watching? I had to hide in the bathroom because of this flying right over me!

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That guy from community who turns out to be a Nazi. He has a swastika tattoo on his chest and subtitle reads "it's going to be a maze"

Planter, apparently