Sex and the City meme, "And I couldn't help but wonder who assigned so many things to grade?"

😂 small world!

(lest anyone think this i am so fortunate that this the end of my school year, allow me to clarify that a four-week long "spring term" begins in 7 days)

cannot wait until i'm out of grading jail. grades are due tomorrow. so close, but yet so far

An underrated 21st century skill is knowing what level of digital friendship you should have with somebody. Getting that Instagram request and being able to say, "no, LinkedIn mutuals is right for us." Tough when you realize belatedly that you don't actually want to know what your gym trainer thinks

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

he's SO funny but also SUCH a little menace

lowkey waiting for the "abrahamic religions" guy to show back up any time i mention my nephew

Ahahaha

a woman in a green shirt pursing her lips, wearing a viking helmet, holding a red toy gun, and with a toy dagger tucked into her waistband. a little boy wearing a light up face mask with X's for eyes and holding a toy gun with a toy sword strapped to his back

a woman in a green shirt smiling, wearing a viking helmet, holding a red toy gun, and with a toy dagger tucked into her waistband. a little boy wearing a light up face mask with X's for eyes and holding a toy gun with a toy sword strapped to his back

the scoundrel in question

my nephew is such a little scoundrel. we were playing in his room and he saw me close my eyes to take a little nap. he goes "alexa, play metal music" lmao

The only reason I'm not that irritated is because I spent my parents' money on it, not mine 😂

a small, sad, burnt chicken wing with a hotel room table in the background

the unburnt side of the previous chicken wing, but it is still small and sad

nando's, count your mf days

I personally am glad the baby is asleep #uswnt

I get the kid is cute as ever but man, we already get enough NWSL games interrupted for mistimed ads and glitches as it is

This could have been done at halftime or post-game

Any time 🫡

Yes, the implication isn't that that was a male player's baby. The point is that there is a double standard between coverage of male and female athletes who are parents. Baby Gigi is incredibly cute but the media coverage has been a lot

I think the greatest barrier to worker solidarity in academia is the fact that faculty are constantly groomed to see themselves as exceptional and extraordinary. As such they are loath to accept that in comparison to the vast corpus of their peers they are perhaps less unique than they might think

I know this lady husband name not “dick tips”

To tell someone COMPLETELY unprompted "i dont want a physical altercation with you" multiple times def sounds like a threat, not deescalation, but he thought he was keeping the peace smh

as for the rest of it, basically someone said women being on twitter won't make their experiences worse, and someone else replied that plenty of women were on twitter before elon musk bought it and the ai thingy (grok) started producing images of women in various states of undress upon request

the person in question tried to hire a sex worker and pay the sex worker with a horse instead of money. with the alternate meaning being that the person in question tried to pay someone money so that the person in question could have sexual intercourse with a horse

i have never needed parentheses more in my life and for that, i thank you

a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference Alt: chris evans as captain america turns around to the men standing behind him (bruce banner and tony stark) and says "I understood that reference." He's wearing a blue uniform with a silver star on his chest

lol!

paul rudd finally looks like he aged a little bit and it only took literally my whole life

I just came here to say I am very intrigued by the prospect of your child's unhinged murder story lmao

he is very much dancing (famously held a dance battle one of my other sister's adult friends at her wedding lol) and does not dream of unicorns but soccer and sharks etc etc. he finds plenty of enjoyment and childhood magic, dont worry.

theres a lot of projecting taking place here and i recommend being more considerate with how you talk to strangers on the internet

please say sike lmao you cannot be forreal rn

ok im done forreal this time. yall have had my attention in between sets at the gym but it's now time to go home and put down the phone. Toodles 👋🏾✌🏾