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I ts fucked up that all the spiderman duvet covers look like they are for little kids.

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6th and Geary

38: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving

38r: every bus that has arrived or will arrive is currently arriving

Chris Paul retiring has me thinking about how crazy LeBrons longevity is. LeBron was drafted before I was born and is still playing while I am now older than he currently is🤯

AI shohei won't stop giving me horrible gambling tips

Yoda Latino

my name is oscar snub

Waking up guy next to on the plane ( I have aisle seat) to see if he will make sure no one takes my seat

2 Billboards 2 Outside Ebbings Missouri

woke popes was the name of my band in highschool

if you'd like to see a wide re-release of Hundreds of Beavers in theaters this year, one night only, in thousands of cities — repost this. we've got some doubters.

Beef heist

Once again humiliated by the relative paltriness of the volume of my tangerines

its good for everyone elses brain to

"Ich habe es gekauft, bevor er verrückt wurde" bumper sticker on 38 vw

new to you maybe

ASs: the final fronteir

We experienced severance once a week at TGI Fridays no need to watch

trail of rose petals leading to the toilet

is that evenpossible

finallt my script with stepehn a aas a sith lord will get the consideration it deserves

now that there are more people on this site, i want to reiterate

I believe men need to wash there hands after they pee because penises are made of raw chicken but when it gets hard it cooks it so it fine

me and who

i;ve nevr watched minority report because i could tell ahead of time I wouldn't like it. there are no issues with doing this

Getting paid to show a movie tomorrow as a sub. Gonna leave my mouse in the middle of the screen the whole time

to the tune of El Condor PAsa" I'd rather be a homer than a marge"

You found an ancient and s3ecret map to ruined city from an ancient civilization hitherto only rumored of in academic circles, and want me to fund its exploration? FRuck you too pal

becoming everything i swor to destroy(gonna root fo the AL team in the wordls eries)