there does come a point where you begin to genuinely wonder if you’ll ever be good enough for someone else.

“man how come you’re single??”

heh. heh. no please keep asking me that it definitely always makes me feel better

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Me: I am never going to let (thing) make me upset ever again

(Thing): happens

Me immediately:

most days I’m super ok with flying solo, I have my routine, I have my privacy, I have my freedom, it’s really pretty great!

but some days man…some days it just hurts like hell

If we’re being for real Crisis on Earth-X is the best live action DC superhero team up/crossover event in history, and it’s not even a little bit close

if you were born between 1977 and 1984 there’s a pretty good chance Rufio was your gay awakening

Pablo Torre (Finally) Found the Kawhi-Clippers Document That Started Everything YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

Hello.

Under penalty of perjury, two federal whistleblowers explicitly warned the SEC about the Clippers, Kawhi, and cap-circumvention in a confidential 2023 complaint.

It is the same document that led the feds to successfully prosecute Aspiration.

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Garrett wang in latex? Ensign, I apologize, I wasn’t familiar with your game

NEW VIDEO: Why are sports owners suddenly so comfortable losing?

Some blame tanking, some blame analytics.

But an answer increasingly is private equity.
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influencer culture has to die. immediately if not sooner

Movie poster for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

this movie does not get near enough respect.

The saddest thing about Rise of Skywalker—and there are myriad sad things—is that ending the movie with the shot of Rey, Poe and Finn hugging and not doing the silly ass Tatooine scene would have really helped. Not enough to overcome the rest of JJ’s hacky self-indulgence, but a good bit.

I don’t know why more sports fans aren’t in on Joon Lee yet. Amazing writer, objectively great takes and, speaking only for myself, a total dreamboat.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

follow up: my professional analysis two days post deleting TikTok is that not only do I not miss it one bit, refusing to be party to a dumb dance app that suddenly became state media feels quite nice.

follow up: my professional analysis two days post deleting TikTok is that not only do I not miss it one bit, refusing to be party to a dumb dance app that suddenly became state media feels quite nice.

Delete your TikTok account. Now

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there are quite a few very tempting ones!

I have a handful of the first wave preordered. If they ever show up and if they look good, I’ll bite on a bunch of the later ones, including tank top Janeway

Careful with these. The first wave has now been delayed, like, 5 months because the initial batch of actual figures…umm…did not closely resemble the promo (prototype) photos.

CARTOON ALL-STARS TO THE RESCUE (1990) FULL MOVIE YouTube video by JoBlo Animated Videos

if you were born between 1979 and 1986 this was our avengers endgame

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Josh Allen is not that guy, the bills are not that team.

The NFL allowing Microsoft to run a copilot commercial about how its shitty ass chatbot that nobody likes will make scouts obsolete—a thing it absolutely, positively will not fucking do—with team branding all over it is WILD. How did that get approved

We’re gonna find out they’re running it through A-fuckin-I and it’s telling them what to do. The AWS AI ad placement during that break feels like they’re telling on themselves

Wishing that 2026 be the year narcissistic thirst trap culture finally begins to decline

if you don’t rewind joyful joyful at least 3 times when you watch sister act 2 you have no soul

Well if I must

and we love him for that *if and ONLY if* he wins games