AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS

AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING

WERE

BOTH

RIGHT

THE STORY... IS TRUE!

#UglyFuckingTriangleFromMarioWorld

BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

KINGAS

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Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

sometimes it's hard being the most honest and intelligent and fascinating and beautiful person on earth - haha, but somehow I manage, despite my demanding job at the Genius Ideas factory . and my 7 non-trans kids that I misgender on purpose to make them more empathetic and resilient to propaganda

gagobears

If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form

Well, I had a good run, chaps.

@gooseworx.bsky.social, if I may have one last request, it’s that you dunk my face in liquid nitrogen and smash it against a wall.

Just, like, actually Jason X style. If I’m going out, it’s gotta be some crazy shit.

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digital sketch page of 3 different anthro toony wolf men. one wearing a suit with a cigarette, another with a big toony grin, and another a tiny doodle of a werewolf

UNOWN COOL S

tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

which way western man

Yosho Yoshi Doremi Jeggings

[6] hear me out.... GLaDOS/Queen..... #deltarune #portal

Let's just say that asbestos fans are in for a real treat in 2026...

they added trumpets to minecraft

An illustration of an amateur home renovation blueprint drawing surrounded by a calculator, a cup of coffee, and a clipboard with documents on it. The blueprint depicts a modest two bedroom suburban home with an addition at the rear; it holds a large bin of enormous pears. The documents read "Renovation Budget: Kitchen $10,000 Living Room $3,000 A/C $4,000 Pear Wiggler $200,000 Floor $5,000. A post-it note atop the document reads "Someone who is good at financing budget this- My family is wiggling"

The Author's Barely Disguised Home Improvement