My cousin just died. I’m at a loss for words. Please cherish whatever time you have left with your loved ones, you never know when it’s over

I really should use this app more often

got hit by a car on the way home from the gym, how’s everyone else’s night going?

LET’S FUCKING GO KENNY

I’m not beating the ABB allegations

Imma try and cop a Kendrick Lamar ticket tomorrow despite knowing full well that shit’s gonna be insanely expensive and will prolly sell out in an instant

IT’S FUCKING GOKU

THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEEAAAAAL

Yo if anyone here that I know is going to Taku and needs a room, DM me. The one person who was confirmed to share it with me told me recently he couldn’t go, so now I’m looking for people to split the room with

Both of my cats are juiceless stinkers. They needed someone with rizz to take them in… but they got me: the Driest Man in all the Lands.

matched with a girl on Bumble who’s got a whole ass hentai figure collection in her bio. Hope I don’t fumble

Bro my barber increased his prices, it might be over for me 😭

Lady in the gym was hogging like 10 different weights all to herself, this is the type of greed they talk about in the bible

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRD

I booted up Valorant instead of SF or Tekken and I’m immediately punished for it 😭

Well fuck

Trying to eat healthy when you’re broke feels impossible sometimes smh

bro this fight was a fucking wash LMFAO

is there a way I can port everyone I follow on Twitter to here?

Ever since Trump won Twitter’s been more of a fucking cesspool than usual

I’ll probably won’t be on here very often until Twitter inevitably implodes for good, but feel free to say hi and drop me a follow if you know me from there