a rich aunt who swoops into town once a year, bracelets jangling, and takes you out to a preposterously expensive lunch where she proceeds to dissect your dating life with a gimlet precision that would make you sob if your mouth weren't full of lobster salad
Hongjoong being a coachella girlie is simply perfect to meeeeee
A still image of the youtube lyric video for Cypher pt. 3 by BTS
Screencap of the Wikipedia overview of the definition of Kayfabe
A book cover titled “Magic for Dummies” with the subtitle text “what dos this do??”
Screencap from Euphoria where a character is asking “wait, is this fucking play about us?”
Today in OOGA
Personally I love the paw prints on the back
How had I forgotten just how much Kiki’s Delivery Service is a story about burnout?
In trying to think of a gender neutral form of brother from another mother, out of nowhere I came up with “besties from another testes” so I’m just gonna sit with that for a minute and think about what I did.
Fix your hearts or die.
The numbers in this fandom really are unlike anything I’ve seen before.
Caitlyn never thought…🐆
There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead
You cannot kill me in a way that matters.
PASS THE PIGS!!!!!!! I truly thought this was a fever dream of my childhood and nobody actually played this game, I can’t wait to watch
I’m going to have small town Oregon questions as this season goes on, I’m sure 😂
CW food / I’d share the recipe but the actual measurements were behind a paywall so I fully jazzed the whole thing based on three viewings of the youtube short ABOUT the recipe, sub green onions bc I had no basil youtube.com/shorts/OLUOV...
CW food / I’m now 2 for 2 on trying random internet recipes that involve baking a block of feta and some cherry tomatoes, this one (involving harissa, honey, salmon, and chickpeas) was a real delight.
I’ve been legitimately trying to formulate my response to all this in the form of this meme for days now. It is truly galling to find myself aligned with the catholic church on absolutely anything, but I guess fighting fascism makes for strange fellowships.
screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."
I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -
POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad
VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??
POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there
(Sort of sincerely, I’d much rather be weeping about fictional men than turning my overthinking on my own life)
I spent the entire drive home from work today weeping because, while fics where Ilya stays in Boston can be really good, I just don’t want to live in a universe where the Cens don’t get to have Ilya and he doesn’t get to have them.
…so yeah, clearly the first day of my period is going great
A friend said "his commitment to being an Object is impressive" yesterday and yes, that's it, it's SO FUCKING DELIBERATE ; he's the BEST at being an Object for us & I hope getting much $$ for it, do NOT disrespect his awareness nor his sex work (SEX SELLS) please lordt LET US (incl. him) LIVE!
Me having blue hair: ha ha ha yesssss hell yeah this rulessss
Me getting to the inevitable point of having to bleach and redye my hair to keep it blue: well this sucks. What the fuck.
I am so so behind and now I cannot wait to catch up!!!!
Laufey Madwoman was everything I hoped it would be, everyone looked beautiful, the styling was impeccable, and there’s simply no escape from our Hudson Williams feelings got it got it
Also every time I see Ovi (an already lorge human man) standing next to Evgeni Malkin, my brain refuses to compute the height difference. Geno too tall!
1. Nobody talk to me about how I had a real human emotion about irl hockey for one of the first times since 2017 about this
2. I am OLDER than the man on the left by ALMOST A YEAR. Hockey age is a completely different beast to regular human aging.
A homemade cap for the bite end of a hydration bladder hose, held together by gay audacity and a ton of hot glue
The top of the hydration bladder hose cap, onto which our audacious homosexual had hot glued an image of a galaxy far far away.
Neither neat nor perfect, but I love it anyway.
And now the little part you bite down on at the end of the hose that goes to my hiking water bladder has a ridiculously overengineered cap, made of random plastic things, hot glue, a cork, some fabric scraps, and an old space photography calendar, to protect it from getting dirty.
Spent the past several hours reusing a random collection of stuff I had lying around my house to intricately handcraft a solution to a problem that, in all honesty, I barely even had.
10/10 use of my time, would immediately repeat.
I’m going to be thinking about it for ages, it’s wonderful. Space peril!!!!!
