We gotta do something about jack antonoff, he is ruining all the tswift remakes

Update: just sent him one. It’s over

Can you believe my husband still doesn’t have an invite for bluesky…oh well not my problem

roman: ah, the Market of Trajan! nothing else like it in the world, where a roman citizen can gather anything from bread to pomegranates while chopping it up with the wine vendor

galatian (rolling eyes): that's just a macellum. we all have macellums, dude

movie night

Russian excellence

Checking out my dads fridge. Those decanters have the contents of a #10 can of pineapple juice in them

I need to eat a pirozhki RIGHT NOW

Like hello! I’m died!

The two baked goods pictured are samsa and cabbage piroshki btw and the salad is achichuk

She also does borscht, huge manti, golubtsi, shashlik, dimlama…and of course obi non

Next weekend I’m getting Uzbek food that a lady sells out of her house…pics from my dad who had it today

I would guess it’s related to the load issues

and no notification for your reply either

But no notifications for the other likes you’re doing

Makes me feel alive

Idk I got one for someone following me back and one for someone liking a reply

Now wait a damn minute—I’ve started getting push notifications

lol same

A diagram of a cycle with the two stages "Not that hot in here. What do I need the AC on for?" and "Damn, it's hot in here. Gotta turn the AC on." This diagram is labelled "The Doofus Cycle"

JEFF: Tell him what you told me!
LARRY: [hesitates]
JEFF: Tell him!
LARRY: Kinda wanna leave The Silo.
FUNKHOUSER: Larry, you can’t just leave The Silo!
LARRY: I know, The Pact!
SUSIE: What’s with all the yelling?
JEFF: He wants to leave The Silo.
SUSIE: You wanna leave? Go for it, ya bald fuck

The art of the deal…this bad boy was on sale for $100 and we’re getting it for $50 because it was open box

Lowe’s seems to be playing the Fallout 3 Enclave radio station for the 4th of July holiday

Marriage is about compromises

Husband is getting a pressure washer 👍

Check out this ficus elastica tineke I’m getting. It’s already been pruned to grow like a tree

Imagine if they had an agency like the SEC going after people for giving advice

Picking up my vyvanse at the local cvs

The Titan Submersible Was “An Accident Waiting to Happen” Interviews and e-mails with expedition leaders and employees reveal how OceanGate ignored desperate warnings from inside and outside the company. “It’s a lemon,” one wrote.

Couldn’t really screenshot any pull quotes from this because it would end up being the whole article