Growing an 11 pound baby is my nightmare

I couldn’t figure out why the Apple TV remote wouldn’t plug into my phone charger and then I remembered that Apple used to make their own charging cables 🙄

I love Senator Wyden’s voice

(I’m serious)

But they’re in their 20s

Am I a predator? Omg

I lowered the age on Hinge to 27 and baby

There are some fine fine men out there

And they’re good at making their profile

What if I just blink and the world ceases to exist because Trump got his hands on those codes and pushed the red button

“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin

I love watching Couples Therapy but I cannot stand this counselor

I feel like Kash Patel is gonna be the worst off from this admin

Fingers crossed

Once Tulsi Gabbard is gone, he'll starting firing the men of color. Kash should be worried.

Baby

Lori is ready to go home, pop her pills, and drink her wine

ICE took a 17 year old during a traffic stop in Georgia

Apparently, he had an order for deportation since he was 2

Like…

Where are y’all gonna send him to if he’s a minor and has been here since he was at least 2?

Patagonia sending out an ad for hemp clothes on 420 is cute

My kid is teaching me about Italian Brainrot

These kids make everything up

Like???

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Senator Ossoff has no business being that fine

My favorite restaurant has blue crab ravioli that I can’t stop thinking about

Basket of picked green beans in the middle of the field for workers are harvesting

"Adan" shared this photo from the Coachella CA where hes picking green beans. "I get paid 40 cents per pound. The work is exhausting - especially due to the excessive heat in the area. But this is how I support my family." #WeFeedYou

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

How are you 35 with a roommate but identify as conservative?

That doesn’t sound…strange to you?

I feel like I’m gonna be 60 years old still screaming

WHERE DID MISS NANCY GO?!

Girl

Not a cop giving me his little rose on Hinge

Hell no

What about me made him think…?

Happy Bike Day

This mf is miserable. My goodness

Clear is kind

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Forsyth park in Savannah on a sunny day. The sky is blue and there are fluffy white clouds floating over a green tree canopy

#bluesky

Bitch I’m laying out ib the park and this man randomly pulls out a banana python and has his little friends taking photos

Sunning in the park

A wise woman said break up early and often and that stuck with me